I catch myself doing this. Not so much gender oriented but just babbling about something so I sound like I know what I’m talking about. Largely, I don’t. I tend to feel a bit awkward in some conversational situations and word barf to fill the void. It’s stupid. I doubt that people come away saying “boy is he smart”.…

I can’t believe this is intended for an old male audience. Why I myself am a 48 year old man and am really excited about going to see.....oh, wait.

And I’m sure they all call her sweetheart and pat her on the ass every time she says some idiotic hateful thing they approve of

“4 legs good, 2 legs bad!”

Not only that but the same knife is used all day shift after shift

This is the same reason they all pray for God to save their lives all the time instead of praying to die like they should. They don’t really want to go to magic fairy land because they know there’s no such fucking thing.

I have read that stocks go up because gun crazies think this is finally the one that will result in stricter gun laws. So the stock market presumes they will all run out and add to their arsenal before stricter policy can take place. The market knows that gun nuts will always see more guns as the solution.

I’ve no doubt this is generally accurate, but my brother and I have always dealt directly with our narcissistic passive aggressive mother for the sake of our wives. No, you can’t drop by unannounced when I’m not home, no you can’t have the kids overnight because every time we’ve trusted you with our children in the…

I was just talking about every guy who does this when out of town

“C’mon bro don’t be such a puss. Not doin it in my own zip code. These chicks go to these conventions cause they’re to get a little strange”

Ok that bothered me enough that I actually went to Google to see what the hell. Turns out the opening line he delivered to someone else ogling his teenage neighbor. He was sort of her caretaker as her father had abandoned the family. He said it in the midst of an all night song writing session with another writer…

I always thought it was an unrequited love song. Didn’t realize it’s a molest someone’s teenage daughter song. Guess I don’t pay attention to lyrics.

What. The Fuck. Was That.

Still love Fools Gold. Its the sound of being high freshman year of college

Thick of It is fantastic

I’m shocked!

Of all the self indulgent Doors dreck to choose from you went with Strange Days? Title track, Moonlight Drive and People are Strange are all noteworthy (yes, I’m well aware the gawdawful When the Music’s Over is there too). Why am I arguing about Doors albums? Being old is terrible

He probably still gives shitty Christmas presents too

And Gary Harris is a hometown kid for the Pacers! I know Oladipo played at IU but Harris grew up and went to high school on the north side of Indy. AND he doesn’t come with $80 million of baggage. Just crazy to pass on that deal

I’ll never have dinner with the president. I’ll never have dinner with the president. I’LL NEVER HAVE DINNER WITH THE PRESIDENT.