I have read that stocks go up because gun crazies think this is finally the one that will result in stricter gun laws. So the stock market presumes they will all run out and add to their arsenal before stricter policy can take place. The market knows that gun nuts will always see more guns as the solution.

I’ve no doubt this is generally accurate, but my brother and I have always dealt directly with our narcissistic passive aggressive mother for the sake of our wives. No, you can’t drop by unannounced when I’m not home, no you can’t have the kids overnight because every time we’ve trusted you with our children in the…

I was just talking about every guy who does this when out of town

“C’mon bro don’t be such a puss. Not doin it in my own zip code. These chicks go to these conventions cause they’re to get a little strange”

Ok that bothered me enough that I actually went to Google to see what the hell. Turns out the opening line he delivered to someone else ogling his teenage neighbor. He was sort of her caretaker as her father had abandoned the family. He said it in the midst of an all night song writing session with another writer…

I always thought it was an unrequited love song. Didn’t realize it’s a molest someone’s teenage daughter song. Guess I don’t pay attention to lyrics.

What. The Fuck. Was That.

Still love Fools Gold. Its the sound of being high freshman year of college

Thick of It is fantastic

I’m shocked!

Of all the self indulgent Doors dreck to choose from you went with Strange Days? Title track, Moonlight Drive and People are Strange are all noteworthy (yes, I’m well aware the gawdawful When the Music’s Over is there too). Why am I arguing about Doors albums? Being old is terrible

He probably still gives shitty Christmas presents too

And Gary Harris is a hometown kid for the Pacers! I know Oladipo played at IU but Harris grew up and went to high school on the north side of Indy. AND he doesn’t come with $80 million of baggage. Just crazy to pass on that deal

I’ll never have dinner with the president. I’ll never have dinner with the president. I’LL NEVER HAVE DINNER WITH THE PRESIDENT.

Pure grain alcohol and rainwater, Mandrake

I can change your mind with two words- “Why Him?”

He’s young and a menace

The problem is that many of us are very large overgrown children. That’s what happens when we get to be in charge of literally everything. We act a bit spoiled

If we’re doing Brian’s Song might as well throw The Champ in there

I attended a small Midwestern college (Dear Penthouse!) in the late 80s. It was 90+% Greek when I was there and freshman men would go through rush the first 3 days on campus. Women did 2nd semester rush and move in year 2. Men got to school on Wednesday, did rush Wed-Fri, and moved into our houses Saturday morning.…