I attended a small Midwestern college (Dear Penthouse!) in the late 80s. It was 90+% Greek when I was there and freshman men would go through rush the first 3 days on campus. Women did 2nd semester rush and move in year 2. Men got to school on Wednesday, did rush Wed-Fri, and moved into our houses Saturday morning.…

God I forgot about that. Teenage chick Morrissey is a massive self righteous asshole just like real Morrissey. Its still in my 120 Minutes playlist though

And that’s where the name comes from

Morrissey has very publicly been a huge asshole the last 20ish years but I still have a soft spot for Smiths songs like Panic and How Soon is Now, and solo effort Every Day is Like Sunday. Late 40s now so that stuff was right in my angsty teenage wheelhouse.

I guess if you want some free range corn hole bread served with a side of brown eyed peas

It’s their home. They can do whatever the hell is permitted under statute. There are plenty of subdivisions with HOA covenants for those who wish to reside among a mutually agreed upon set of rules.

You know what they want. Someone to hate. Someone brown, someone foreign, someone female, someone liberal, someone educated, someone who’s a journalist. That’s what they want. That’s what he tries to give to them every day. Someone to hate.

I was raised Catholic and after many years away from the church bounced around various non-denominational Christian churches. I found the emphasis on the 10% tithe to be all over the place and mostly pushed in suburban Evangelical churches. My experience in catholic churches was much more subdued in the request for…

I’m starting to think he might be an asshole

A double width shower stall with a full bench running the length of the back wall greatly improves the experience. I had no idea what we were missing until we bought a house that had such a setup

Easy partner. We’re just doing old stale jokes here

But why did they plant trees on the Champs Elysees?

I’ve never understood the helmet toss on your way to the mound. Is it another unwritten rule that it would be pussy to let the dipshit pitcher hurt his throwing hand by punching you in the helmet? Or are they so hesitant to actually mix it up that they use the helmet toss as a distraction to try to sneak in a free…

We all know. He meant “coverage”. But he’s inarticulate at the best of times and it was well past sundown.

A bit pedantic don’t you think?

“What happened was an unexpected reaction to Sean Foley. I didn’t realize the mix of swing coaches had affected me so strongly”

Was there not a box for Cablanasian?

I saw him last week at a Lymphoma/Leukemia Society fundraiser dinner. During the portion with speakers telling their own stories and stories of their children the room was dead quiet as everyone hung on every word being said. Except for Grigson, who had left his seat and was holding court loudly in the back of the…

The idea of their own personal War of the Roses fills me with some small sense of hope

She’s basically Elvis.