He’s the darkest timeline’s Being There. Peter Sellers was more believable in the original.

I have a strong stomach so actually read the NY Post article. The point, if there was one, seemed to be that shallow people are shallow. The lens used by the men in this story was ever outward looking but that still seemed to be the only point. Shallow people are shallow. Some are hot chicks, some are intellectual…

I like where you’re going with this. I think my title match would be Nirvana Nevermind vs Pearl​ Jam Black. Counting Crows and Alanis both in contention though. Also Pumpkin’s Siamese Dream and Soundgarden has its own showdown w BadMotorFinger vs Superunknown

It’s like losing all your money to the guy you pay to watch your money. Who would’ve thought? It figures

Our sweet Labrador and his sister the Beabull (beagle/bully) stack napping in the sun

It’s sarcasm. I recognize it.

But will it be as good as Jaws 4? That time it was personal

That’s good and important work you do. And I’m sure it’s heartbreaking

That would be a very different story

I think that was what really galvanized us to take our misguided actions. Someone had scared her, and and we were outraged by that. Nobody was going to scare our babysitter. Of course we likely traumatized her much more by taking up arms to defend her honor, but we were pretty little kids.

Well as I said there was no ammo. Dad used to trap/skeet shoot so made his own shells and kept those locked up

This is not an April Fool’s story but my brother and I are Irish twins (a prank unto itself) and one summer night when we were both 7 for a few weeks we had a very nice teenage girl babysitter. Her teen friends typically thought they were funny and were going to prank our sitter by coming over after dark and tapping…

The fact that you’re disturbed says​ a lot doesn’t it? His choice of “torturing” instead of “teasing” and causing you to lose consciousness bothers me. It’s probably more normal than I would realize in a BDSM setting but wouldn’t be my cup of tea

I’m sorry but I’m not buying it. If he could really harm them he wouldn’t still be walking around. This is another red herring.

Who would my customers be? You think guys want to sit though that workshop? I would lose them with the companion book “A Man’s Guide To Working With Women-Chapter 1: Don’t Sexually Harass Co-workers”. Actually that’s the last chapter too. That’s pretty much the whole seminar right there. It’s complicated stuff.

Omg haha. I revise my earlier opinion. If you’re not safe no one is

It’s really disheartening. I’m not some prince. I’m just a married man who is not screwing other women. That’s a pretty low bar to clear. It doesn’t deserve applause, it’s the barest fucking minimum of how we’re supposed to conduct ourselves.

You probably can’t and she’s probably right. Not only will he probably try to sleep with you but all the other bro-workers are waiting at home to find out if you put out on the road. I know that’s disgusting and I’m sorry. It’s accurate.

I can’t. I would accidentally on purpose choke him to fucking death, and then that would cause me all sorts of problems. I mean, if he wants to see Jesus so bad I’m all for helping him out....

That’s why I only drink grain alcohol and rainwater. To protect my essence