And like that, he’s gone

Cruel. Cruel, cruel, cruel.

“Gregory was a clear first-round talent in 2015 draft, but he fell to the Cowboys in the second round over some vaguely articulated mental health concerns.”

We did that. I was the thruster and therefore the guilty party. Everything was great, a momentary slippage and attempt to resume too quickly, then a big “ow fuck!” followed by my “omg was that your b sorry sorry sorry”. Then I got her ice cream and wine.

Pagano isn’t going anywhere for now. Too many HC vacancies already to jump into the mix late. Rumor mill around Indy is that he’s been begging Peyton Manning to take Grigson’s job and Peyton is saying he’s not ready. Also some speculation that Peyton wants to be an owner someday and wouldn’t do anything without…

Why haven’t the Dems been screaming this from the rooftops? Why the whole “we go high” bit when the other side is quite literally the enemy of the Republic? There was just a national election for the love of God and the GOp was not put on trial at all. It’s almost as if the Dems are happy to play the undercard with…

True. A plutocracy is a very small government after all

Goddam that’s good. That’s put it on a fucking t shirt good.

“i’ve never been to cochella because i hate people and being near them”

Republicans used to think of themselves as the party of smaller government and less intrusion. It was never true, but at least was a lie that they told themselves. But now? Now they are the party of whatever their most cohesive voting bloc believes in. Sadly that is fundamentalist religious oppression.

Being one, I’m forced to agree. We have boundary issues. “Wait, you mean you’re a full and complete person on your own right and not my perpetual toddler? When did that happen?”

My wife does that. If I’m out of town the bed is party central. Our teen girls, dogs, any visiting dignitaries. They’re all in there.

For the life of me I can’t remember anything about our sex life when the kids were “kissy kissy” ages. I’m sure it happened, but we were both too tired to make much of a deal out of it. It definitely wasn’t worthy of any announcements.

That does not sound like weed.

That’s worse than Major Major Major. At least he was fictional.

You’re just sitting on the porch swing watching balloons fly, aren’t you?

This is waaayy speculative and I’m not a lawyer but I wonder if it’s because she was a Sr officer of the company, all assets were probably owned by the company, and he’s flown the coop

Please keep in mind that people are stupid and thoughtless. Even the ones you love. Don’t internalize it, it’s their shortcoming rather than yours.

The horror. The horror.