Trump fans punch like pussies, but seriously why would anyone go to a road game in their own team’s gear? It just seems like a stupid thing to do.

Pence, because he’s a true believer in his own perverted agenda and is willing to sell it as religious faith. Drumpf doesn’t want to actually DO anything, he just wants to be king.

I feel your horror and agree with you

This is not my story, but the story a doctor friend told me. While he was doing his residency he was on a rotation of three metropolitan hospitals, one of which provided services for the city jail. They saw a certain inmate who required a colostomy or ileostomy due to some sort of intestinal issue. Weeks or months…

I love the old helmets. Craig Morton days baby!

I know. I was answering the hypothetical, not assuming you were the other side

a cool “your false equivalency is noted” response could work. Or nothing. Nothing is usually the correct FBook answer

I have 2 daughters so I can answer for you. “Sure you can asshole, if you want to spend all day picking your fucking teeth up off the floor.” I think that would be more effective than rational discourse

He takes his own ketchup and believe me it’s the best

I remember grabbing a girls butt was a very big deal in 7th grade a million years ago. I smacked a girls backside one day as we walked down the hall and she slapped me all the way to the next class. Good for her. I was 12 and an asshole. And I kept my hands to myself after that.

I like the Christmas Jesus best

No idea. The level of ignorance he presents is staggering. I guess as long as you wrap it in a pious appearance that’s all it takes

And cigarette and climate change denier, to boot

And anti-Christian values toward immigrants, to boot

And anti-education, to boot.

Lord, I don’t ask for much......

Wonkette.com is a similar though much snarkier site. They do good work there too

You’re right, Tom Cullen deserves better.

M-O-O-N that spells jobs

But that’s not what they did in NC