Goddam American heroes you went to school with

Well they do turn my poop blue, but on the other hand they make me poo a lot so...

A friend of mine has Crohns so I’m allowed to joke about it

I would be wondering about the deeper meaning behind the act. Like, is she sending a secret message that can only be revealed by a scat analysis? Or is she just a Crohns sufferer who accidentally ate some celery based finger snack?

Excellent points

“All of this sounds great until a million assholes get in front of me at the late night dollar menu. VETO!”

Those rent numbers legitimately sent a shiver down my spine. Thanks Midwest. You’re gawdawful, but at least you’re cheap

That’s hot Ginger. Men find confidence sexy

What. In the fuck. Was that? I mean besides the obvious woman turning on a guy by shitting in a potted plant

Guys do that too. That was me as a kid so now I try to make as much noise as possible when I waltz in to provide cover for those being humiliated by their bodies behind closed doors. Water faucets on, towel dispenser going, if there are hand dryers I whack those fuckers too. I am the captain of the SS Cover and…

Rub a grizzly’s tail. And never ditch Ice Bear

WOPR will keep us safe

So shines a good deed in a weary world. A lovely performer who seemed like quite a lovely person as well.

They just wanted to Torquemada feeling bad

I’ll see your year in Korea and raise you two years in Panama in the mid 90s. I was way in the rear with the gear in a non combat fixed station communications MOS and my experience was so easy I almost felt guilty about it. It was air force easy

I took a golf trip from the Midwest to Bandon Oregon with 3 friends. Yeah we were all middle aged white guys acting like middle aged white guys but it is an enchanting piece of land to wander around on for a couple of days. Saw too many white slacks and belts on 50 year old bodies though

4th wall!

Like you might have on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich

Fuckin Milo. You probably buy cigs for 7 cents and make money selling them for 5 cents. And everybody has a share

My first timer slept with at least one that I’m aware of. She was not particularly impressed