I used to be in this barber shop quartet in Skokie Illinois.....

I wonder if she would pass the Turing test?

I kind of get a “not a very sexual person”* vibe, which is fine and normal but probably not what most dudes who are dating a beautiful famous woman are into. If she were gay that would also be fine and normal. *Disclaimer -I am often wrong about many things.

I’m curious not specifically about the funding source, but rather about the entire project. Who does it matter to if Bill Simmons has a site or a group or an empire or not? Who is invested in the idea that there is a Bill Simmons size vacuum out there that needs filling?

Oh god seriously? Ick

Yeah I agree with that

I did? In what way?

Ugh I had 25 yr old tell me he used to like Nickelback when he was a kid. Get off my damn lawn!

Yeah you can see him trying, he’s just coming at it from a fairly narrow view. I don’t give him credit for missing the boat, but I do for trying to be on the boat to begin with. His opinions seem to be grounded in sincerity and concern for others, which we could all use a little more of these days. Doesn’t mean he…

Is it though? To someone who would be equally shkeeved either way for sure but if the 18 yr old is down with it is it ok or creepy? Would the same be true with a 40 yr old dude and an 18 year old girl (barf)? Personally I don’t think you should be fucking someone your kid’s age but I get why people go through the…

This would be so creepy if the genders were reversed, and I’m sure lots of people find it gross for the same reason, but the image I have in my head is an 18 yr old high fiving his mates because he’s boning Kate Moss

I read that book too, but it was called Deadly Stillwater by Roger Stelljes (sp?) Free w Amazon prime!

The Shining is an instance where I’m one of those “book was better” assholes. Yes I know you like that camera angle Stanley

#andamovie

Fuck no.

Jesus Christ. See how I made that about me? We’re all terrible. Let’s get back to you

Probably. I wish it weren’t

This is going to escalate quickly

And the answer to that is always yes. Yes he will have a boner and yes he will be mad. Then when he gets old he’ll be even madder that he doesn’t have a boner anymore. Please don’t ask me how I know these things