Riki Tiki Tavi is the bomb. That short got my daughter to ask for the jungle book to be read to her at bedtime. She saw the original Disney movie later about age 10 and was very critical about how wrong it all was

It’s just a seal that he blew. We already know they live in water

I like this. It moves him from a channel I watch with a show I don’t to an entire channel I don’t watch. Aneurysm risk averted!

Pro Life and rushing TDs

In even sadder news the citizens of my home state of Indiana would gladly trade our horrifying monstrosity of a governor for your sad dad dancer. What I wouldn’t give for a governor who refuses to come to work

I know a guy who mass emails this type of shit all the time. He’s old, white, rich, racist and misogynist. Surprising, isn’t it?

Yes lawd. My kids refused to understand the fecal fountain until I showed them a video

I only air drip dry after washing and I only use a thimble of water to wash. My self satisfied smugness dries my skin from the inside out

Having one friend, or many friends, or no friends who happen to be persons of color does not exempt one from indulging on racist tendencies. Including referring to a person of color as a token black. I think that’s a porrly thought out headline, and I understand you’re referring to Ted here but you did it by calling…

Did you mean HOA and do you live in my cul de sac?

Umm. I was doing Jane’s Addiction lyrics.

My coworker just asked why I’m blushing

That rotten little squirt

Yeah I saw them in Chicago in 91 I think and it was amazing. We were all “wtf is that guitar player doing to make those sounds”.

I got caught cheating once, when I was 35. I enjoy cheating. It’s just as simple as that. Well it’s, just a...simple fact. When I want some strange and I don’t want to pay for it.

Networks at work, keeping people calm. Wake up

The Rage is dead. They have settled into Bitterness Toward Cable Providers in their old age

Detox just to retox amirite

It sounds like most people are right. Waiting to take someone down doesn’t make you smart or a good listener. It makes you an asshole, Ted. It’s the whole reason your old college roommate is Twitter famous.

I don’t think I’m looking at them from a literary viewpoint, but rather as entertainment. I find The Sun to be a fun read, particularly some of the exchanges between Jake and Bill. But Bell Tolls is a long tough slog to me so I never bother with it. I do love Big River and several of the Nick Adams Stories. The Short…