This was my birthday present this year, and it might be the best ever. I'm glad someone else posted the insanely ridiculous cult product, and I'm not alone! I use it usually twice daily, and cook alllll sorts of soups. Best.

I have a feeling this will be a life-changer. Thanks!

For real - was this a dare? Fab execution.

Halloween is my favorite holiday (promise I'm not morbid or otherwise particularly strange), but I am SO fucking over the racism-as-costume shit. What. The. Fuck.

THIS. I am not broke, but money is not endless. Very confused why this is lost on so many!

And THIS is why the Supreme Court must reevaluate parental notification as an undue burden, just as spousal notification was. Utter bullshit. Leaving this up to the court is absolutely horrible, especially because this poor girl doesn't have parents to go to to help her get out of that state and to a more…

Thanks for that. :)

I will definitely be rewatching, but not tonight. When in the episode does the song come on?

A true - very tortured and slow - story of redemption.

The answer is YES! Though I'm jealous of you having it all ahead of you yet. Godspeed.

So I think I'm a misophone. How do you come out as one to friends and family? They've treated me like an overly sensitive freak for years, and I assume will think this is merely another excuse.

Pigeonhole?

This is so horrible. Should not exist.

Ditto! This is such vindication for me. I've also been covering mine with a little post-it (easy bc it's already adhesive!) for about the last year, and people give me the side eye for it on the regular.

The funniest thing about this is the "audaciously" gem - like you can imagine some rolling-in-it lady just getting a kick out of being so daring.

Makeup - not cool. Little girls shouldn't know how it feels to wear eyeliner. They're adorable without sexifying, thank you!

Totally. One of my old roommates was a production assistant on one of his movies... the stories he told! I was working 80+ hours a week in an intense policy job, but my roommate's stories always out-awfulled mine.

He was my big "celebrity" crush for YEARS. Came second to only Jon Stewart, naturally.

Which is cleeearly what should be required!! Especially after all the voter ID bullshit in Pennsylvania and other states that simply aren't covered. You have articulated MY DREAM.

The weirdest thing, in my opinion, is that world of hers looks like hell. Uncomfortable, dirty, sticky, full-of-taxidermied animals hell. You can keep your world to yourself, Miley - yes, do what you want to. Ewwy.