Yes, you can come to LA and not go to Sur. Food in LA is gooood - so many amazing restaurants and bars. Don't do Sur or Villa Blanca. I learned the hard way.

Actually, Kristen is the devil. I know because I have the dubious honor of knowing her IRL. Woooooof.

I'm actually surprised more of these stories aren't weirdly proto-sexual, like yours. I have stories that my best friend and I will take to the grave - weird, random, steamy stuff from childhood. Also no abuse here, so no clue where it all came from. But that's certainly the weirdest stuff I got.

THIS. I still sometimes randomly find myself doing this, but it's always in groups of 4 or 8. Always syllables, and if it doesn't add up to 4 or 8 evenly, I'll add filler words/ sounds in my head. Definitely an OCD thing, though I've never been diagnosed and I'm a pretty highly functioning grownup these days. :) I…

I also would almost invariably start my journal entries with "I'm sorry it's been so long since I've written" or other "I'm the worst" openings. Like I was catching up with a neglected friend instead of an empty page.

You should really follow his insta. Thanks to that, I'm almost more into Morgan than Danny Castellano, which seems like it should be impossible.

What is their unique situation? Being famous? (I like what I know of them, but I don't know enough to know if there's something else unique!)

You guys - I shared walls with Kristen recently. WALLS. EVERY DAY. I've lived around some crazy people (as you do in Los Angeles), but she takes the cake. SUCH an entitled asshole. I can't even tell you. Finished with Gatorade bottle bongs? Simply throw them in the yard! It's Wednesday night at 3am? Have a…

To me, the biggest downside is the packaging/ trash that comes with it. Individually wrapped/ preserved everything -> a whole lot of unnecessary waste. :/

I'm a lawyer, and I'm probably going to start using that phrase.

Even just reading this, I feel like I'm going to pass out.

Yup. I totally agree - though generally I think Laverne can do no wrong, some of the jokes seemed pretty transphobic, or at least off, to me.

This has GOT to be a one-time parody, with the real one-liners coming next week. There is just no way.

I'm more excited for Galentine's Day than I am for Valentine's Day... with my life in partner of 4 years. Ovaries before brovaries, gals!

They're one of my very favorite bands, but I'm pretty sure Anthony is tone-deaf. They're not super live.

Whoah, whoah, whoah. To make a claim that eliminating the social safety net leads to people making better choices, you should have some examples to back it up. Maybe in theory you *believe* that's how it works, but that's simply not how it pans out in reality. Just like making abortion illegal hasn't EVER decreased…

TOTALLY agree. I was angry at myself for tearing up.

Wow. Yes. This wins. Never said it before, will never say it in the future. Ever.

I don't get it either. I heard my parents using the term when I was growing up, to describe things that were ... moist. I was surprised to hear that it was such a thing to hate the word, and honestly I think it's somewhat trendy to hate it. Seems fairly contrived, to me.

This was the *perfect* response.