soylentgreenie
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soylentgreenie

I originally thought you would eventually stop beating this horse into soup. Then, I realized that someone green-lit daily Kristin Cavallari posts. It’s going to be a long summer.

It seems like you don’t know the difference between “is” and “could be.”

So you think Pat Tillman could be a dick, but you also think Peter King is a dick, which means Pat Tillman should be in the hall of fame.

This is the gayest things I've ever heard

“hey, bro, what’s the plan for the bachelor party”

FUCK and NO to any of this. Bachelor parties are a fucking blast. Bachelorette parties sound like hell. Mixing the two is just gonna make it a terrible time for all the guys and they’ll have a bitter taste in their moth when they see the girls again at the wedding. It’s tricky enough when you’re mixing your own friend

Fruit picking.

We really look back on things like this with rose tinted glasses, this is terrible.

“It’s too bad I don’t have a functioning dick.”

Refusing to do promotion is a pretty big deal.

He’s not reporter, he’s a blogger.

Patrick going on Twitter after Allison got fired and he published his first story crying, “Why am I the only journalist covering this??” made me question his actual motivations. Other sites waited for the actual news to come in before jumping the gun and misreporting, which he did.

Honestly, I think articles like this are intentionally inflammatory. I say this for a few reasons:

I always fucking hated Kobe but that was fun to watch. It’s almost like he read the Deadspin articles today and was like “fuck it, selfish? You wanna see selfish?" And just chucked it 50 times. Oh by the way also was fucking red hot with ice in his veins down the stretch of that game to drag a shitty ass Lakers team

Not trying to troll. Can you expand on the fire take that McGrady was better at his peak than Kobe?

Why do all the MLB videos posted in this site not work properly on my phone? I end up getting half the screen cut off and can’t see or touch the play/pause button. Is it my phone?

What the fuck is your website’s obsession with Rubio? Jesus. And it's not just Big Dumb Al over here. It's been going on since Weinstein went full pissbaby and eventually left to pen 13,000 word screeds on the unacceptable quilting of military toilet paper. What is it with you guys? Is it because you know he would

That dog looks like he has polysomy (sort of like down’s syndrome for dogs).
You guys are mean motherfuckers if this is the case.

The try guys aren’t about gay panic, they are about painting gay panic as completely ridiculous. They are about showing people that, just because you are easily freaked out about such a simple thing, that doesn’t mean there is anything actually wrong with it. The try guys almost always realize that there isn’t

Donald Trump might be the next president of your country and this is what you decide to complain about?