I originally thought you would eventually stop beating this horse into soup. Then, I realized that someone green-lit daily Kristin Cavallari posts. It’s going to be a long summer.

It seems like you don’t know the difference between “is” and “could be.”

So you think Pat Tillman could be a dick, but you also think Peter King is a dick, which means Pat Tillman should be in the hall of fame.

This is the gayest things I've ever heard

“hey, bro, what’s the plan for the bachelor party”

FUCK and NO to any of this. Bachelor parties are a fucking blast. Bachelorette parties sound like hell. Mixing the two is just gonna make it a terrible time for all the guys and they’ll have a bitter taste in their moth when they see the girls again at the wedding. It’s tricky enough when you’re mixing your own friend…

Fruit picking.

We really look back on things like this with rose tinted glasses, this is terrible.

“It’s too bad I don’t have a functioning dick.”

Refusing to do promotion is a pretty big deal.

I quit halfway through - this video is idiotic.

First, fuck Screen Rant.

He’s not reporter, he’s a blogger.

Patrick going on Twitter after Allison got fired and he published his first story crying, “Why am I the only journalist covering this??” made me question his actual motivations. Other sites waited for the actual news to come in before jumping the gun and misreporting, which he did.

Honestly, I think articles like this are intentionally inflammatory. I say this for a few reasons:

But that doesn’t explain why she called it “garbage.”

“Reminder: Rudyard Kipling Was a Racist Fuck and The Jungle Book Is Imperialist Garbage.”

“How to fix what I perceive as wrong with Game of Thrones”