Cows shouldn’t drink wine.

Who are you, Bill Nye the Science Guy? LOL.

Ugh, a sleep number bed couple? Here’s hoping you both get CO2 poisoning.

I’d rather listen to an hour-long recording of two antlers fucking than any of his videos.

A Trump/Brady ticket? I’d vote for that!

Terrifying! Also, fake. Also, gay!

Is ublock still the best ad-blocker for Chrome?

Havok didn’t die in DoFP. If you’re going to get super pedantic, at least get your FACTS straight. Did you even watch the movie??? He’s alive and well. You must have gotten your knowledge second-hand off some message board.

Your WHOLE LIFE is a parenthetical aside.

Wow, it sucks to be Tom Brady!

We all know YOU’VE touched lots of little boys in your life, Mister “Gristle,” if that is your real name.

Heh. What a dumb whore.

LOL Panthers.

I ain’t wading into alligator-infested the water to save some ho-bags.

Tattoos are a good sign you’re a thug, or a ho-bag.

These girls deserved to die, and I hope the burn in Hell.

These girls deserved to die, and I hope they burn in Hell.

And here YOU are, being a faggot.

What a horrible coincidence!

Will Smith was shot in New Orleans last week. Didn’t you hear?