I feel the same way every time Chase Utley comes to the plate. The announcers keep talking about how Robert’s wants Utley up in a pressure situation, all I can think about is that he is 0 for the postseason.

• Megyn Kelly said she loves Laffy Taffy and called it “spectacular.”

Signed copies of his book are available at the Omaha airport (or were about a month ago).

Hard to tell from the aerial photo, but it looks like the soybeans have already been harvested in that field. If that’s the case, all he did was plow the letters into the stubble that was left, so no economic loss on his part (other than fuel and his time-which I think we can agree he has too much of).

You are thinking of Monopoly the wrong way. It isn’t a board game, as much a precursor to domestic violence:

*Robert Smith and Eddie George at running back, and still only managed 4 td passes for the YEAR.

Enjoy the hallucinogenics, but a 1st place schedule and no Elliot for 6 games could very well result in a 6 game swing from last year. 

After that disaster of a stadium, it should go to maralago and destroy that before disappearing into thin air.  

Love this show, and sad to see it go, but understand how difficult it must be to satirize the white house these days.

Rodgers, Ryan, Brady, Brees, Carr, Newton, Luck, and Rothlisberger. Russell is easily second tier, if not on the low end of it.  

I don’t think I want to live on a planet where people consider Clueless (34) a better comedy than Caddyshack (65), the Blues Brothers (53), or Office Space(80).

High Anxiety always seems to be the forgotten Mel Brooks movie. Funny Hitchcock parody.

New to this, aren’t you. It is done for every team, every year. And fuck John Elway with Ivanka Trump’s dick.

Bullshit. Things are green in Iowa.

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The thing that bothers me most is that pink and white color block tanktop over matching pink shorts.

Metamucil single serving packs are a lifesaver on vacation. Throw a bunch into your luggage (they take up no space) and remain regular as the trains in Berlin.

The fact that he wears a class ring 40 years or so after the fact tells you all you need to know about Rick Perry.

And Kansas City is in Missouri.

Yeah, no muscle there.