If Kinja didn’t suck rancid dead-animal ass on mobile, the SFW gif would have loaded.

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The Birdcage

I hope this remake didn’t cut the musical number.

Oh please, people talk shit about their own kids all the time. Some people act like if you do, you’ve published a depiction of the prophet Mohammad or something.

I’m guessing one of the side mirrors caught the guy at head/neck height?

:(

Those were the matinee prices LOL. For my wife, 3 kids, and one extra kid. And while she could have easily told my kids, “no snacks, you expensive little crotch-fruit,” you sure can’t do that if one of them has a guest, so that was part of the bill.

If anything’s killing the box office, I think it’s that. My wife took our kids + 1 to Inside Out 2: Feel Harder on Friday and she told me she dropped more than $100 on it. A lot more potential theater goers I’m sure are just as happy to see it on Disney+ by Thanksgiving.

Tyr working with someone like Frank Burns.

Well I guess I should say that in all fairness, Season 5 was a tough one to follow. When the season’ big bad is POTUS, where do you go from there? But that aside, I just found S6 lacking, and Jack’s family bullshit was a big part of it.

My favorite Sutherland random role:

I was a little disappointed that Donald Sutherland wasn’t cast as Jack Bauer’s father in season six of 24.

I was disappointed to find out this was not the launch of the Schoolhouse Rock cinematic universe.

I mostly considered him “that loudmouth New York real estate guy,” but when he went all-in on birtherism around 2012 it became pretty clear what a sack of shit he is.

Are we sure it was Will & Grace that got Trump crushing on Messing? If anything, he was probably under the delusion that she was more like her character on Seinfeld:

I thought Fisker made scissors. When did they get into the car game?

But Stewart and his writers stumbled upon a strong monologue

the Gwyneth Paltrow-starring Sliding Doors, which explored alternate realities through wigs, rom-com tropes, and plenty of Dido.