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It seems so obvious when Filoni puts it in these terms.

Hey, it’s a lot more tasteful than the “watch me make your panties disappear!” joke I had planned.

The only thing that really connects the stories is an exploration of male depravity, and how it manifests in their views on women and sex. That, in itself, is not much to hang a film on.

As long as they keep that banger of a theme song.

I think this will be a hit and lead to egg creams being the trendy drink of choice in the latter half of the decade.

It’s too long by half, at least. Probably could have skipped some of Anakin’s futzing with the engine mid-race and gone straight to him running that one asshole off the course.

Jerry became a cranky old man proactively striking out against “wokeness” to damage control for the fact that people are finally criticizing his predilection for dating minors.

And it’s not like his comedy was ever “edgy.”

His impressive list of protégés includes Peter Bogdanovich, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola, Jonathan Demme, Gale Anne Hurd, Ron Howard, and James Cameron.

I haven’t watched Grey’s in a LOOOOOONG time, but I don’t remember it being a tear-jerking show.

OTOH, maybe if Cruise lent some of his star power to this campaign, it would have a better chance of succeeding.

Wet Hot American Summer, duh

$277 is a lot of fucking money to me. This would put me close to “Michael Douglas in Falling Down levels of pissed. I’m not saying I would blast automatic weapons fire all around the rental office to get someone to listen, but I’d be sorely tempted.

F U C K

I mean, it has “Old” right there in the name.

Bruce had the ocean to hide in, though.

IIRC, it was Kaep who opted out of his contract with the ‘9ers, after a really crummy year for him, at that, but I’m all in on wishing Super Bowl futility on San Fran, just because I’ve despised them since the ‘80s.

To the NFL’s credit (four words I pretty much never say), they didn’t really do anything to stop the kneeling.

I think the studio decided the box office returns weren’t there, attempted to put the last movie on some TV channel, and Woodley noped out.

If Kinja didn’t suck ass on mobile,  this is where I’d put the Norm MacDonald “ I think everyone involved in this story should die” meme.