most of US, goddammit

If Celebrity Jeopardy has taught me anything, most of use are almost certainly smarter than a celebrity. Hell, that was the whole premise of SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy skits in the mid-’00s.

even if you weren’t a big fan of Applegate, Married… With Children, or the movie at the time (I wasn’t)

I find it hard to believe Ron Schneider can put together 50 minutes of any material, to be honest.

The best is Phil Hartman losing it during his performance as Frankenstein on “Succinctly Speaking.”

Ray Lewis

So

I’m waiting for the stage musical.

Do you think OJ’s death would have stopped Norm from making jokes about him?

a fatal knife fight on the high seas

Any time

Yeah, the whole thing smells like a work to me. I’ve never watched a single Fast movie, but do they play rivals in it? Sounds like a good way to promote the franchise.

That’s not the real Gamera song and you know it! This is the REAL Gamera theme:

I guess CNN got over it

I stand corrected, then

Glad they ditched the “Project Artemis” working title since that’s the name of the current moon landing project. It just would have confused all the conspiracy theorists.

Has Larry (at least the “Larry” he plays on Curb) ever been repentant?

I think CNN years ago announced they wouldn’t let works of fiction use clips of their newscasts. There was a big kerfuffle at the network when a bunch of their journalists appeared in the movie Contact.

You can not be serious!

The crime-solving bitch!