Replaced by the Cybertruck

Yeah, grits have pretty much zero nutritional value, unless you really need to carb up.

LOVE bacon in my grits.

I just can’t believe this train wreck of a show made it more than a year on the air, even if it was Barbra Walter’s baby. That it survived her is even more incredible. 

Gotta have my pops, bitch!

Cut up some strawberries or peaches and those plain oats become the bomb, yo.

At a restaurant, probably not. But I would think Quaker sells grits at stores all over.

I bought some Honey Bunches of Scrote recently because they were on sale. It wasn’t bad, but nothing will beat Raisin Bran Crunch.

Why would anyone willingly by cream of wheat when grits are right there?

I’m getting “Space Voldemort” vibes.

Wasn’t she the Virginia Madsen character from the Lynch version?

So what does anime taste like, exactly?

As Nick Meyer, director of operations at Ember Kitchen in Texas, told Tasting Table last year, “We’d much rather be known for salpicon de pulpo, crispy tamal and Josper-grilled items.”

“Space raccoon” has already been done, for one thing. Best to stay away from small, cute mammals.

I never cared for his standup, but he absolutely slayed me every time he was on Curb. And his Prince John was one of the few funny parts of Men in Tights.

If Disney is so desperate for theatrical content, why not release that superhero movie with the AT&T lady as Squirrel Girl that was supposed to be so great?

So does the alien spider eat him, or what? Does it at least lay its eggs inside Sandler’s brain?

I love replying to comments on decades-old articles, just so someone gets a notification.

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