Get good at bowling (there’s a cheat if you go from the left side, there’s a little more to it but...) so you can hire a chicken to run your business districts.

After playing through Death Stranding I think he probably took some ideas on the sly (or that he was still developing) and used them there.  The Beach, the BT’s, the baby shit.  The thing between families, especially fathers and sons...I can see that some of the stuff might have been repurposed.

One day I’ll find out why Pete Davidson is a thing at all.

It’s a scientific fact.  The presence of Ada Wong is a surefire sign that it will be a good Resident Evil.

Soylent Green’s Stray Observations: At Least They Didn’t Do Something Stupid Like Fall Into a Giant Hole: Mid Season Finale Edition:

But...Spongebob has more nuanced writing and a tighter plot...

Soylent Green’s Stray Observations: Music Man Will Never Get to the Fireworks Factory Edition:

ATTICA

ATTICA

ATTICA!

A Resident Evil game (past 1) can be directly measured by how much Ada Wong is in it.  The more Ada Wong, the better the game.

I hope someone gave the buggy the “LIVE 4 EVA” treatment.

Soylent Green’s Stray Observations: I Stayed Awake the Whole Time Edition:

Soylent Green’s Totally On Time Stray Observations: Sleepytime Sewer Rats Edition:

The one that popped into my head immediately was Toxic by Britney Spears. I used to think the line in the chorus was “the taste of him is on your lips” and I thought it was a song about a surprise discovery of a homosexual affair.

Soylent Green’s Stray Observations: Two Days Late and the Savings are Passed Onto You Edition

I like to sing this song to my girlfriend. Although I only sing the “You’re beautiful” part and “it’s true, it’s true.” Every time I do it (often times separated by several minutes of other conversation or silence) I go higher in pitch, louder, and crush the words together until it comes out as something like…

I didn’t take down any notes yesterday while watching it but some of the stand out moments for me was

Wow. They finally decided to rip off “The Last of Us”, just this time with three Ellie’s and one Alex P. Keaton

Totally unrelated to this game, but I remember someone talking about working on a farm with a Mexican immigrant and they had to deal with Canada Geese(which is the most fiendish and evil of the varieties of goose) and due to English being his second language, could not remember the name of the goose.  So when one…