I just wish this would all go away.  All of it.

Now I just need the AV Club staff to write a glowing review of how great I am and get me added to the movie.  I’ll even do a cameo as a Robot Binary Hot Dog salesman.

The second and third were so fucking bad there is no way I am seeing this*

Sleeeeeep

Still plugging through Judgment, although I’m starting to think how unsatisfying the murder mystery revelations are going to be to the pride I felt by putting that virgin old man flasher behind bars in the side case.

I know a lot of people complain about the amnesia sub-plot but I actually kind of liked it. Instead of dwelling on being mad that “WE ALL GREW UP TOGETHER” I liked that this world was so thoroughly fucked that they were training child soldiers who had to use these weapons of mass destruction that literally ate parts…

I absolutely love the claim of “it won’t be as realistic”

This seems more a list of “popular movies that I didn’t like” instead of most hated movies of the 1990's.

I’ve been working through a backlog of games I bought and then got distracted with the roaring dumpster fire that is our world lately, so getting back into them has been pretty nice.

My girlfriend enjoys the NFL far more than myself and I had to explain to her why I generally turn the Lions on part way through the game only to Edna Krabapple laugh at them and wait for the Final Destination stupidity to unfold.

Looks like I’m in the minority around here since all the modern day stuff always seemed really boring to me. I liked the glyph puzzles and all that, and some of the little audio things were fun (minus the one about the guy’s cable company secretly spying on him and the terrible acting that led to his surprise sudden…

Looks like I might be out of an unpaid job soon.  That one guy is going to be so fucking happy.

I thought that said “Arby’s” and I’m all in for some cross-brand synergy with Frasier becoming the night shift manager at an Arby’s.  They can even do a riff on Better Call Saul’s Cinnabon scenes.

These guys eat too much red meat.

I had to write an essay about Cold War paranoia films and started with a quote from TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze. Where’s my parade?

Jax seems to do a noble thing by erasing slavery, but couldn’t he have tried one more time to get rid of The Cosby Show fashion everyone’s rocking in that thumbnail?  I mean, cleansing the world of humanity’s original sin is great and all but....that blouse.

Is a grown up Kou Shibasaki going to be there?  If so, I’m in.

What if we combine this new series with the return of Mad About You?

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