They told me to get comfortable.  The loophole is on them.

Sorry everybody. I tried to get hired as the host of Talking Dead but I guess they went in a different direction. I guess laughing hysterically throughout the prestige drama and giving little voices for the zombies is frowned upon.

Lobo? The King of Currumpaw?

No one needed hindsight to know that Saving Private Ryan was better than Shakespeare in Love.

I laughed at the video because my brother had horses who would repeatedly run off of cliffs to commit suicide. I used to think he was doing it on purpose until I sat watching him play and they would just randomly jump to their deaths.

Fuck.  That should be included.

As long as I can still tie people to train tracks I will be happy.

It’s definitely up there. I had a blast getting lost in Zelda games and the n64/Wii generation got a little repetitive and handholding for my tastes.  Okami has aspects like that as well but there’s a lot of secrets to find and it’s enough of a mixup that I didn’t feel like I had already done it before.

I played Okami when it came out for PS2 and I was in love instantly. I had grown tired waiting for Twilight Princess to come out (which was just to have it as a Wii launch title which also aggravated me) but since I played them at the same time I have to give it to Okami. It out-Zelda’d Zelda.

I don’t know about Batman lore, but doesn’t Bruce Wayne strike you as the type that would sue anyone using the Bat____ name without prior authorization? It seems like something he would do.

New topic.  If Reality Biff had access to a time machine and somehow managed to put it into drive and use it, what time period would he accidentally end up in and be unable to find his way back in?

I fucking hate Old Biff

We shall unite all the chicken varieties together. No matter what type of chicken you devote your days to, we shall unite for the common good. E pluribus yum.

Facetious answer: Like, he’s just forcing himself to eat chicken so the QAnon brigade can start spotting those fucking pedos who eat chicken in public now thinking it’s safe. He’s just using it as bait to find out who the REAL evil is!

The cops can’t stop him. The cops are part of it maaaaaaaaaaaan

I’ve allowed a lot of shit slide, but I’m not going to let these assholes ruin chicken for us. Chicken is glorious, especially grilled.

It can be hard, just stop trying to show everyone.

I’m not surprised by anything any more.  Well, I am, because we have President Oh Yeah? Hold My Beer in charge but as far as the #MeToo stuff?  Jesus Fucking Christ, guys.  Get your shit together.

But I just got finished applying the non-GMO lube to the vegan, non-conflict, locally sourced, non-penetrative double-sided strap-on for the victory drum circle/orgy/summer solstice tree worshipping festival.

Hot Take Hannity already blamed Waters for it.