Five people getting killed at work by some asshole with a shotgun should count as “news” but I suppose it is too much to ask you to read a few paragraphs for context.

Not giant, but feckless.

“This prequel will tell the story of Jim Westeros, a down on his luck blacksmith who accidentally melted all the swords he was working on for an army together and had to scramble at the last second to make it seem like he did it on purpose. It shows where the Iron Throne came from and Hodor is there for some reason.…

Shit, I bet SNL is kicking themselves for not thinking about bringing in top level comedic and charismatic hosts like Dean Cain and Tucker Carlson. Way to be asleep at the wheel, liberal scum!

I’ve never seen it, but it also helped pave the way for the creation of the Silent Hill games so I’m all for it.

Bet FOX is pissed they spent all their Alt-Right Bux on Last Man Standing now.

Don’t worry everyone, I’ve been working on some ways to keep the show around.

I just want him to be an asshole. Preferrably in the true fashion of ghosts in this show in Laurie’s white dress.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: The End Isn’t Really the End Because this Is The Walking Dead Season Finale Edition:

He had that very convincing speech about it really being the Saviors fault if you think about it because grarblegarblerobblerobbleZzzzzzzzzzz...

I hope it just stops taking itself seriously. It’s like a youtube show that thinks its Breaking Bad. I am looking forward to Kid Kramer getting hit with a stick and I hope it happens all the time. Kind of like Yoda in Empire Strikes Back

To be fair, there was a really old woman that joined the coup to oust Crouching Dumpster, Hidden Negan last night. But then she died. So I don’t know. I guess they find the new soldiers in the same place they find shampoo, gas, and cigarettes.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Rick Murders a Baby and Everyone Congratulates Him For It Edition:

The Walking Dead is one, non-stop trip to a fireworks factory we will never see.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: The Only April Fool Today is Us Edition

You guys are so snarky. This is obviously a ploy by Fabio to make people want to go back to libraries and check out books with him on the cover. If a rock opera, drug-filled orgy can’t get kids into the library to see the cover of Tides of Passion what will?

I’m going to go ahead and name this the “Love Is Nice” principle from The Simpsons.

This is unrelated to the review, but during the time of ABC Family and their unending two months of Christmas movies, I saw/heard this awful rip off of Miracle on 34th Street while eating chicken fingers. It starred Dean Cain and Eric Roberts and tried to prove some guy was Santa based on enough protestors believing…

I don’t think The Important Knife will ever have a finale.

Yes, but the fever usually lasted for hours upon hours and this one killed him within minutes.