I know, but god it would make Daryl almost bearable if he was constantly doing his gravel throat bicker with someone treating him like shit.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Bad Santa and The Walking Dead Fan Theory of Shared Universe is Confirmed Edition:

After I figured out they were women I decided they should be Radi and Kool so they could form RadiKool Voltron

Don’t you dare question Chick Grimes. She’s in charge for some raisin.

Don’t worry, my friend. One day you’ll be capable of such feats as well. I’m just happy to see future generations are counting on me like you are.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: There’s No Real Title This Week Edition:

Bill Maher has been an idiot asshole for decades now. People just put up with it because, as a very liberal friend of mine put it, “we (the left) needed someone like this.”

Nope. I have thought he was a thin skilled asshole since his ABC days when he got mega-butthurt at Arsenio Hall for disagreeing with him and…

Next Week on the Walking Dead: Rick finds a fully stocked McDonalds and laments how these are the last McRib sandwiches he will ever have.

“Korl loved the McRib for it’s tasty barbeque sauce and affordable value.”

Don’t worry. I’ll be coming to collect before you know it.

Touché

You’re in luck! I’m masochistic enough and I do these each and every week and have a whole series of them for you to gouge your eyes out to!

Soylent Green’s Stray Observations: At Least it’s Better Than Watching OJ Simpson Confessions on Fox Edition

I’m with that soldier on the far left who is weeping because Jesus is too distracted by littering to notice that asshole, unvaccinated kid putting his pudding fingers on the constitution.

TWD makes a lot of sense if you just apply video game logic to it. “This feeble wood door is locked and I need a key with a spade shape on it. I could just blast it with this shotgun I have but, nah.”

I’m the Oroboros of The Walking Dead. I write and shit on my own show. But now that you know my secret, you have to join me in the writer’s room. I hope you’ve made peace with your life.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Korl’s Scooby Doo Adventures Edition

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Korl Gets Saved Off Camera by Eugene Special Edition

Hello, this is Soylent. I’ve been roused from my slumber weeks before I come out of hibernation to regale you with terrible recaps of an even more terrible The Walking Dead.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead New Showrunner Opinion Time!

I don’t care about this show outside of hoping that Becky 1 and Becky 2 will be randomly interchanging throughout episodes.