It is kind of fun to watch the Bannon Milo Breitbart Hydra try to suck its own dick and end up eating itself. I just wish it took Donny Dumbshit with it.

No. She’s amazing. I just was in a rush to share my love for her and replied to the fart instead of the article and you can’t apparently delete posts now.

Alex Wagner is the shit.

Nice try, A.V. Club but we know everything is going to the NYT, WaPo, or CNN. The funniest part of all the ire being saved for CNN is that they’re the network that goes out of their way to have a Republican voice on all their panels. And not past Republicans like how MSNBC has Michael Steele. I mean the crazy…

I love the “with a quick battery replacement at an Apple store..” line, like anything at the Apple store is quick.

Posting so I can watch all of the faithful come rushing in to defend this idea as a really great, innovative idea.

Sure thing, boss.

There’s way too many crazy moments in the Yakuza series to pick just one. The remake of the PS2 original Yakuza: Kiwami has all sorts of crazy things, including your one-eyed rival dressing up as a hostess club girl (basically a modern geisha for the uninitiated) just so he can fight you afterwards. They’re all…

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: The Christmas Miracle Known as the Midseason Finale Special Edition

Okay, apprently I can’t delete this, so here is Death Stranding’s trailer, distilled fully.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: If These Suck My Lawyer Wrote Them Edition

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Black Friday with The Garbage Patch Kids Edition

Soylent Green’s Walking Dead Stray Observations: Chris Hardwick Will Make a Terrible Turkey and Stuffing Joke Tonight and His Soul Will Die More Than When He Was On Singled Out Edition

No, of course not, creator of John, From Cincinatti.

When I was a wee, Soylent Green, my cousins and I wrote a truly terrible country song entitled “I’d Marry Her (If She Weren’t a Cow)“ as in a literal cow.

I’ve never seen any of Girls so my main frame of reference for her is people defending/crucifying her here and The Onion’s article about her eating a burrito while shitting herself at the gynocologist being in an episode of her show.

Assassins Creed was always best when you were killing people in historical settings. They got too involved in the “Templars are super evil supervillains with an extra dose of super evilness!” and what I like to refer to as “The Space Pope” bullshit that was so obnoxiously stupid.

I’m not sure if I should be flattered or if I should apologize to you.

I’ll never die. Just like Morgan, but with slightly less plot armor.