Good ol’ Julian just claimed that he can’t confirm this shit because “Wikileaks doesn’t keep records of that.”

My plan is to have a new Zombo story every week. Hopefully better than the show that follows it.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Guess Who The Newest Disgraced Celebrity Will Be (It’s Carrot Top) Edition

Kevin Kline, but playing Mr. Fishoehder from Bob’s Burgers. Cape, eye patch and all. No one will ever know the difference.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: This is the Battle That Has No End. It Just Goes On and On My Friend Edition.

I’ve been trying to finish some of the post-game stuff in Yakuza Kiwami and Haruka’s desire to see me win at billiards against an expert is getting on my last nerve.

Season 6 should follow Claire and have people talking about Frank trying to get hold of her but she has had him completely frozen out of the WH. You never have to show him.

The Last of Us showed us what The Walking Dead tries to be, but just in the hands of shitty writers and a fan base that wants more goo faces.

Conservatism is great. We’re finally going back to the period in America where there’s no social safety net and people are going to live just long enough to fall over dead at their jobs, only to be replaced by someone desperate enough to climb over our corpse for a taste of that minimum wage sweetness.

Thanks! If I didn’t get such a response for them I probably would have stopped writing them and watching the show. So I guess thank you and fuck you guys at the same time.

I’m glad I’m not the only one. It was the highest point of the episode for me.

I can’t die. Or something.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Rick’s Probably Going to be Having Speeches and Dreams Again, God Help Us Edition

Thanks! I was a little bummed they didn’t do the Floating Dead because I had some good ones there but, oh well, at least I can cause trouble here.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: The Only Constants in Life Are Walking Dead Reviews and Kinja Deals Brought to You by Kinja Deals Season Premier Special Edition

And yet, the Ghost in the Shell remake got a lot of handwaves here for some reason.

No one has ever seriously supported Eric Bolling. Not even chairs.

Is it my Walking Dead Stray Observation reviews that died on the vine because they stopped reviewing the Mega Comedy Hour that is Fear the Walking Dead?

Cowboy Bebop is better if you watch Faye-centric episodes because she’s far more interesting.

I never understand how the show can be so disappointing but then still have ten plus stray observations.