Landing the plane in Top Gun isn’t the hardest thing in that game, just the part where people quit. The real hardest part in that game is the mid-air refueling where the asshole only gives you a few minutes before he basically just goes “Eh, fuck it. I’ve got dinner plans” and leaves you to slowly fly until you run…

What if God was one of us?

I think we should start getting Donnie to give us things we want just by saying “Obama hated this idea and would never have the balls to do it.”

“Obama hated the idea of single payer health care.”
“Obama didn’t have the balls to cut military spending in half.”
“Obama never hit himself in the dick with a hammer because…

It evolved like the dinosaurs into something way shittier. Dinosaurs evolved into birds and Block and Tackle evolved into Kinja Deals Postings

It’s not an action movie, and I haven’t been able to find it since, but late at night I saw the last half of a Korean movie about a vampire doctor, a girl he’s obsessed with who has a sex addiction and an abusive husband and mother, and then assorted other crazy shit called [i]Thirst[/i] The ending is pure Asian…

I personally love the absence of TV Reviews (I’m not bitter about not getting to do my Floating Dead Reviews anymore or anything) but three referral link stories per day.

If I don’t get back my old terrible observations about terrible television shows I’m going to threaten to fight someone and that will end badly for everyone.

I don’t know if mine works, all my posts are gone though. Unless they haven’t merged yet.

Battle Royale. Both the book and the movie.

[hawk flies by and knocks DL and q-pa into the pit]

I never got past the water level in Sonic because swallowing the air bubbles worked about 10% of the time for me. So I'd run to get there, then stop and say "fuck this, I'm playing Zelda again."

What a shitty name for a horse. Mine are all much better. If the names aren't tough enough I will accept "Dog Food" or "Mr. Glue"

"This cat, a very, very, very bad cat let me tell you. Many people are telling me what a bad cat this is. He comes into this house with these beautiful children. Beautiful little children and then he tears everything apart. They've been doing things the right way and he just disobeys our laws, our rules, and ..i…

I'm onto your game. I'm not looking up Stonewall Jackson's Horse to find the section of the internet devoted to preserving its cultural importance to Amurrika

I don't know but I saw him cry on his own because the police said he had to go outside.

the keyboards on phone screens are too spaced out for him to reach with his gentle fingers. He needs to move his entire arm.

I posted this elsewhere but I came up with a solution for this debacle in a way that I'm sure will please everyone. In history books it can be known as "The Great Soylent Green Compromise".

that grain thrasher isn't going to operate itself. I mean, okay, it can but don't tell my boss.

Oh my god. This shadenfreudboner is definitely going to end up lasting more than four hours.

I try to be an optimist at times and with the "militias" that showed up with automatic rifles to 'defend' their nazi brethren, I hope they realized they weren't hard enough to pull the triggers and went home to reassess their lives.