Maybe it's a yute. You know, like from My Cousin Vinnie?

The last half of the iconic "Ironic" chorus?

You Tube?

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It's Harry's wedding. Larry is just there. It's kind of like the "As I was going to St Ives…" riddle. No one gives a shit about the wives, sacks, cats, and kittens; just the man traveling to St. Ives.

You just loaded my derringer, sexy.

I'm so tired, AV Club. So very, very, very tired.

at the bike rack! After school!

Finding one in my Catholic middle school was kind of like finding the Holy Grail. And then one of the girls told the teacher and it was just like being betrayed at the end of The Last Crusade; except no one chose poorly and turned into a skeleton.

I was no fan of W, but I would kick eight babies if it would allow him to take a third term and send Donald home where he can masturbate to being on the cover of all the magazines, like a melting Oprah.

She probably did it because one is a money making machine and the other is a cult hit so she went with the longer guaranteed payday. Saying that she did it to show she isn't really gay is kind of a wild projection.

Given how this show treats him, he's probably immune to fire. "one time when I was a kid, I huffed a fire extinguisher to get high and now i'm unaffected by it."

Thank you. I do it for you, my humble people.

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He probably has a better chance of choking on a hotdog.

I read this twice now on a very popular and influential site. It has been confirmed!

Nacho Kind of People. A show where Nacho moves to Miami Florida and starts a Bad News Bears group full of street kids into a championship hockey team.

He already fired Ernesto though.

God help me next week once Fargo is over too and I watch more Fear the Walking Dead.