The writers probably get jealous when they accidentally make a character smarter than them.

I can help!

Soylent Green's Fear the Thirsty Dead's Stray Observations: Electric Boogaloo Edition

Sounds like something a liberal, east coast robot might say.

I figured out that this show is an anthology show without taking any extra effort to come up with new characters. Behold, the following plot contrivances that are quickly cast aside when a new season starts!

Soylent Green's Fear the Empty Plains Dead Stray Observations: DVR Malfunction or Divine Intervention, You Make the Call! Stray Observations

The last time he resisted, he had a gun put to his head and that was before his boss was fully under the guy's thumb.

Don't lie. Mutombo would just react on instinct and dunk on you. You just don't want to be known as "that person who got knocked into a floor display of Frosted Flakes by a guy who kinda looks like Mutombo" at the grocery store.

The Walking Dead is a sign that, if there is a god, he/she/it hates us.

I watch, so you don't have to!

I suppose he could have mixed dominance but given that he was right handed, typically that's your dominant eye too.

I missed you too!

Soylent Green's Fear the Meandering Dead Stray Observations: Oh God, It's like a Shit Appetizer You Have to Eat to Get to Better Call Saul and Fargo Edition

Jesus votes on the Pulitzer. It's on the internet.

Jesus. The image alone is worth a Pulitzer. I do love how the conservatives pull out the "BUT MY CHILDREN!" every time they get some pushback about something while simultaneously being all "You know those kids who won't eat all day without free/reduced school lunches? Make them clean the tables so we don't have to…

As the son of a cop who had to deal with people like Chief Megadick, he's not a poorly written character, he's just the asshole that rises to the top and then puts his boot down on everyone under him.

This show takes most groups, cranks them up to hyperbolic heights, and then mocks them. I don't see why mocking the very wealthy college kids who think they're saving the world should be immune. I understand millennials are the butt of a lot of jokes and easily scapegoated for complaining about the world they…

There was one. But he met the business end of a Kenmore A/C Unit.

Varga talking about being so unnoticed that he might not exist made me think there's a definite parallel being formed between him and Gloria. They're both kind of invisible to the world, two extremes of the same spectrum. Perception vs Truth.

He looks kind of like one of the animators from the 90's Superman cartoons (square heads) got drunk and drew what he thought Pugsly Adams would look like in his fifties after a nasty divorce and a permanent case of nacho-indigestion.