Sad!

It's a special hug. A terrific, luxurious, terrific, special, greatest hug.

She doesn't. Like Melania, Marla, and her mother before her, she just endures those terrible ten seconds while dreaming of her inheritance.

Jimmy is actually a great lawyer. He just has a malfunctioning moral compass.

This show is so fucking good I'm glad it came on after The Walking Dead so I don't have to worry about having the back and forth jerk between greatness and shit.

But she already passed Go! and putting a race car in prison is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

If everyone is into PBR I call the validity of this poll into question. All of these people should be sterilized if that's their number one joy in life.

Not even a nun is a match for the fearsome Canada Goose

I went to a Catholic school growing up. I don't doubt this.

I've never actually seen it. I just know she had a big hat and flew for some raisin.

Just like how Gremlins showcases the perils of teenage boys becoming fathers. They always get children to turn into pods that kill our job creating elderly who just want to cash a check without dealing with their obnoxious dogs!

Those hats remind me of the flying nun. Can they fly?

You say.
You're surprised they're taking our health care away.
You sigh
and say there's always the ability to buy.
It's okay
Remember you have your options to go
or to stay
It's really not that bad

Where's that robot from last night's Fargo when we need him? I require a cheerful voice telling me it can help.

It was popular with the cast's rich, famous parents.

I don't know which came first, my crush on Rachael Leigh Cook or my attraction to aggressive, borderline violent women.

Ghosts N'Goblins was one of those games (that included Star Voyager, Solomon's Key, Zelda II) that haunted my childhood and continued to stalk me into adolescence and being an adult. Every once in a while I would take a look at my NES games and decide "This is the day!" and unlike Hector Salamanca, I never got to…

Shouldn't the phone send an angry Spike Lee to Twitter's address?

Wait, you're saying I have an extra year to make fun of this show?

The time jump would probably just have the kids/fetuses fully grown, everyone else being the same age, ten times the amount of sweat, and an army of Robo-Negans for some fucking reason.