soyientgreen
SoyIentGreen
soyientgreen

I can understand being a fan of the show and taking offense to many, many people like me who are hate-watching but you can't seriously be comparing the amateur hour writing troupe that is TWD to the list of names above. They may use flashbacks but the Sasha stuff was not narrative suspense, it was just boring.

What's a walker? Do you mean Plot Contrivances?

It's old fashioned Americana so it is supposed to connect TWD to things like Night of the Living Dead to give it the same "feel." Then they just attach it to a character. It's kind of like how every house they walk into has no signs of modern anything, just doilies and puzzles.

Because the show is over for another year and his check cleared.

I don't even think they were doing anything with the dynamite. It was her, Rand Paul, and Daryl.

What if Sasha was riding the tiger?

Thanks. Edited.

The blonde woman could have just shot her too. But then again, lots of people could have been shot and would have been shot if this show made the slightest bit of narrative sense.

You're all missing the point of there being a coffin that they put someone in for some ridiculous reason that wasn't the obvious one of the jump "scare"

Explains why it didn't attack Daryl or Blonde Daryl.

I want a Dynasty themed community, filled with shoulder pads and conveniently placed pools for catfights to wrestle into.

That would fit surprisingly well since Carol has been wildly careening between character archtypes they can just cram that in too.

I am totally being sarcastic because the only decision that could have been less intelligent is if they went full T&A flick and had Sasha and Rosita go off to shower. It's just another example of the writers either not knowing what they're doing or the characters simply doing things to get to a certain plot device

Yes, but Bob was at least four or five people dying ago, therefore he no longer exists.

It's a repeating problem on this show. Characters can only remember the last two characters who died, that goes up exponentially when they were fucking each other for two seconds. Maggie forgot she had a sister for an entire season. Rosita suddenly was super concerned and irrationally defensive of Spencer, etc.

I've already coined this phrase. Zombie Dancing. You only get bit when the music stops, which is why Beth never got bit. She was always full of song.

MY LIFE FOR YOU!

The backup plan for any sniper is a single-man frontal assault that results in zero casualties and wounds. Do you even Call of Duty?

I just figured it out. The Dumpster Folk are the antagonists from Dark City which I will only accept if we get another Kiefer Sutherland training montage through implanted memories that has him cameo as a mail carrier.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It's almost as dumb as trying to shoot people from behind cover instead of standing up straight in the middle of a grassy field.