Trump is going from an unhinged press conference to a joint session of Congress. I picture this going like former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick's State of the City address in the height of his downfall where he started talking about how people were out to get him like a lynch mob.

"Radictal. Izlamist Terror is out of control okay? on 7-11, I saw these terrorists celebrating the destruction of our dicketys. Sad!"

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause
that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it
back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…

It happened, oh did it ever happen.

Soylent Green's The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Bigger, Badder, and Hahahaha! Did You See That Bullshit?! Season 7 Part 2 Special Edition

You got "Too Many Spidermans" in Unbreakable Kimmie Schmidt. Don't be greedy.

She wasn't made in China. She's more like the tragedy and comedy masks from Shakespeare's day.

I just want to see her try to grasp someone having joy in life that didn't come from crushing someone else.

Think we could convince Conan O'Brien to send the Masturbating Bear to her office so he can show her not all bears are terrifying child eaters?

Well, shit. I didn't think after DeVos and Sessions today I could get more depressed but you've done god's work!

It's not splitting hairs when the WH released a list of "under reported" terrorist attacks that omitted the Charleston church shooting but somehow thought there wasn't enough media coverage about the Bataclan. THE FUCKING BATACLAN!

But they got to bring up the high heels in Jurassic World again so it's a win.

Oh man, I forgot about Mr. Flip.

Well, I like to joke that Rose doesn't go to "heaven" by going back to the boat at the end (also, if that's heaven, what the fuck happened to the guy she married and had all the kids with?) but instead, she went to hell in which she suffers a Prometheus-esque eternal punishment of a nightly boat sinking so I guess she…

I hope you held one arm up, closed your eyes, and backed away super slowly while humming Celine Dion.

Don't forget a dash of Fern Gully and outer space.

Back when I first saw it I burst into inappropriate laughter when she pulls her hand away from his. The handcuff hits the board and makes a noise that I thought was the sound of her snapping his frozen thumb off. I cackled all the way through his dramatic sinking to the bottom of the ocean.

People bitched about Dead Souls being terrible but how can any game with Majima singing the highpitched song only available to hostesses? It was totally worth it.

The only possible solution is to fabricate tweets from Donald Trump to Chris Brown and vice versa so they start fighting each other. Think of it like every "my parents are fighting and we have to trick them into loving each other" plot from a sitcom mixed with Thunderdome.

They should do a cross promotion with Gravity Daze/Rush 2 and its gravity cat.