You misspelled Voltron?

Don't be mean. His avatar is from a prop comic. His life is already shit enough.

That means he just had more balls than Trump to try to actively kill people while giving them a gun too.

What's wrong? Are you sad that your big tuff manly man likes to have Russian prostitutes urinate into his face? That he's so upset and, to use your favorite word, "triggered" by Obama's existence that he paid women; not even got it for free, but paid women to pee on him?

Uh, JMP. I love you but think about it. Trump lives in Trump Tower, not NYC. Now before you try to use logic and point out that Trump Tower is in NYC, it's not. It's kind of like how the Muppet Babies house was in space for some reason. It's some kind of magical Narnia that he hides in and pretends he's the Sun…

Melania isn't allowed to have refined sugars. It's in her contract. She's just happy to see them again.

I'm still disappointed that the eagle from the infamous gif didn't return to the inauguration like some symbolic insurgence of American ideals and pluck his hair off of his head; proving that Donald Trump wasn't always a bad guy, just that he had a parasitic space creature that looked like a bad toupee controlling his…

You shouldn't ever live in someone else's mother's vagina. Those are more like time shares where you just pop in for a while and then leave, usually trashing the place and then blame it on the people there before you.

Into space, obviously.

Oh, I don't feel sorry for him at all. I just don't think we should be celebrating the fact that someone threw shit at him. Besides, I'd rather he get kicked in the dick.

Every time I see him I imagine him being just like a giant child. As in physically he looks like a giant child. I thank you for the mental image of him sitting behind the wheel of a parked car making train noises.

Don't you sully Office Space for a joke like that.

These guys are both assholes but we really can't be flinging literal shit at people we disagree with. I understand schadenfreude and all that but Jesus Christ. This is nothing to take great glee in.

Transparency and honesty eh? Who is paying for our glorious border wall again? I know there might have been a delay because he was too busy jailing Hillary for her high treason.

Being the prison bitch of the guy doing the hacking isn't exactly what I would call "better security"

ALABASTER!

I'm disappointed the Y2K episode didn't make the cut. I know I partially really enjoyed it given the fact my father and grandmother had gone full nut about computers shutting down and elevators plummeting into basements, but Hank going full Dale was great.

It wasn't just racists that voted for Trump. It was racists and people that didn't give a shit that he was race baiting the racists to win.

Maybe reality is the tv show and the tv show is reality? It'd make more sense than Donald Trump being a friend to anyone but himself.

Many eh? Care to link me to three that don't come from PATRIOT NEWZ?