I think they have VHS tapes of "Who's The Boss" which was the one part of an episode this year I didn't entirely hate but it's still pretty stupid. It's just one of those things where people have a lot of electricity to do whatever they want until the episode calls for something different.

Shit. That's so much better. Latin Speaking Charlie Daniels.

The Walking Dead, much like this animal guessing game, is what is tearing us apart.

Korl lost it last season, or the season before when a bullet went through his face from behind but didn't seem to hurt his brain at all and gave him what looked like a flattened Tootsie Roll wound. You just couldn't see it under his hat and his oddly cut hair.

This must be what it sounds like. When doves cry.

Future Mrs. Soylent Green just told me about that. I am one of the few people who haven't seen The Wire but Michonne is no Omar.

Soylent Green's Stray Observations: We Should Breed Tara and King Ezekiel to Ensure Senses of Humor Survive the Apocalypse Edition:

It just reached out for her.

It's still worth it if you ever wanted to see a kid boot a beehive and then flail around.

I think I'd kill myself first. I'd be the Frank Grimes of TWD writing team.

Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up. Imagine being inside a dumpster from The Walking Dead while doling out headbutts from Fear The Walking Dead.

I'm only basing this off of what you see on twitter if you check when TWD trends and I have to say…no. I don't think their core audience can follow more than one plot line at a time.

Soylent Green's The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Back in Business and Business is Booming Edition:

Easy, brother. They would have cast Scarlett Johansson.

Not yet. Wait til the midseason finale for another death.

Soylent Green's Stray Observations: I Watched the Red Wings Lose Last Night Instead of This and it Was Still More Pleasurable Than This Edition

People got too wrapped up in the Hayter nonsense. I suppose he could have been getting directed that way but he was becoming more and more Batman sounding every game. Eventually he was just going to sound like rocks and bolts in a blender.

It would make more sense to burn them in the town in front of everyone as kind of a "Fuck you, we can do what we want" rather than doing it on a random ass road in the middle of nowhere. It wasn't an awkward cat sweater Grandma Rick made for them or anything. No need to be subtle, especially with all the cheek…

Walking Dead Stray Observations Emergency Addendum:

I didn't even know what that pile of shit was. My brother and I figured it was a space ship because why the fuck not. It'd be more interesting.