I almost didn't post anything because I felt it wasn't that funny because OH GOD WAS THIS BORINGGGGG.

Soylent Green's The Walking Dead Stray Observations: America is the Prequel for The Walking Dead Edition:

You'd have to go back to season 1 for that.

Naa, if I tried too hard I'd be hired to be a writer for this fine piece of American television.

My mom says I'm cool.

Glad I could help! It's not my best (Everybody Ate Chris is that one)

Plot device

The headbutt would kill the bat.

This isn't Floating Dead Season 2 Pt 1. The headbutt is the most powerful weapon.

"Don't Believe His Lies"

That only works in slow motion. It takes approximately three weeks to complete that feat.

Soylent Green's The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Daryl's Day Out Edition

When his ten thousand word comes out tomorrow on the topic full of his progressive bona fides I'm going to hold you accountable.

The couch is into it. It has a safe word.

It didn't say no. Implied consent.

I told you to fuck it.

Fuck this man's couch indeed.

Moby's been busy writing articles lately. I guess he just needed a six year break or something to really charge up his Avatar powers.

That's what you get for pissing off the Almighty Zeus, Perkins.

They probably didn't want to bother with Morgan doing his constant tree carving. I know it's probably supposed to be directions so he can find his way home but I like to think he's just carving in little messages like "Tabitha + Morgan 4E" and "I <3 Aikido"