So, the resturaunt owner gets caught stealing and the only penalty is to pay back what was stolen? No interest? No fines? No jail?

Same here. I’m totally TeamBernie, but. If that pipe dream tanks and I’m forced to live with Hillary, after all that, I’m okay with it. Well, at least I could make my peace with that a lot easier than if any one of the GOP clowns win.

Trains, you say?

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

Or, you know, the party is supporting the establishment candidate, as parties tend to do. Which is the same reason that Jeb Bush has a ton of money and party support, despite being unable to pass the Turing Test.

Maybe you should stop arguing emotion and go read the 14th Amendment. All kids born here are US citizens. The. End.

Karl Rove is still alive? Where’s he been, under Quirrell’s turban?

“Because of your distinguished career, you’re going to wind up looking silly if you keep going on like this.”

Sometimes I feel like Bernie is actually the front runner and no one wants to admit it. I’ll watch if work doesn’t run late, if only to figure out why I never knew those other guys were running, whats up with that?

Just went on the Bernie site. All the places within 25-miles from my house that are hosting the screening of the debate are filled to capacity. Picking up a bottle of wine and heading to a friends house. I’m excited.

“Breeding is a natural, fundamental and important part of an animal’s life, and depriving a social animal of the right to reproduce is inhumane.”

His latest wife wore the same shirt a week or two ago. And this from a guy who is not the best parent around, considering he doesn’t allow his children from his last marriage to speak their mother’s name in his presence. Fuck off, Kelsey.

Sure, you care about the kids, Kelsey. Until they get to college and get shot up in class. Then it’s all Constitution, waaaah!

She is, but he NRA still gives Sanders an “F” ratings.

Clinton won “roaring applause” by promising to make lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender issues essential to her presidency...

We actually call it “hate chicken”, but I think the hate might make it taste better.

Aren’t they supposed to be Christians? Perhaps they could give free food for a year to 100 homeless New Yorkers instead of 100 New Yorkers who have an address and enough free time/ability to afford childcare to spend the night sitting on a sidewalk?

“So you’re saying there’s a chance.” That’s all he heard in his delusional, self important brain. Because why wouldn't a college student be impressed with him?

*looks at whatever bernie sanders said about iran*

“My position on Iran?