Honestly, I think Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush are the only ones who actually want to be President. Hillary because she feels she was the one responsible for most of what Bill got done and she’s sick of letting someone else take the credit, and Jeb because he (like his brother) wants to prove himself to his father.…

Bernie manicure is better. The brilliant manicurist responsible lives in New Hampshire and has been using her nails (and those of her clients!) to spread the word.

From the high-waisted shorts to the large hoops to her bump-it to the guy’s Hitler Youth haircut, the whole video feels weirdly dated, like a time capsule from some random point between 2008-2012.

I don’t understand why the right-wingers hate her so much? She’s a moderate, centrist, corporate-friendly candidate. Like, it’s insane, I was out flyering for Bernie Sanders yesterday and not a single Republican had a bad thing to say about him but they all wanted to rant about what an evil Communist bitch Hillary…

Something like this happened to a friend of mine in college. She got a job at a shoe store and it was her first job ever and no one told her she had to clock in. She thought she could just show up and they were keeping track of it. They also didn’t tell her when she would get paid. She realized what was going on after…

So did she stand like that all night? Sounds uncomfortable.

When one of my good friends got married she had pissed-off relatives on both sides of the name issue, leaving them with literally no good option. Her family was old-fashioned, thought women should change their names, her husband’s mother was a second-wave feminist and felt very strongly the opposite way, though she…

I feel so bad for him, he really does seem like a nice person. I think he could be a good Veep, though I think both Hillary and Bernie would go for someone younger and a minority.

You stop caring about life once it leaves the womb. That’s also why they support war and oppose universal healthcare.

Until they murder someone? Please. Robert Durst and the “affluenza” kid beg to differ. You have to murder someone and go on TV to gloat about it and only hire the second-best lawyer instead of the best.

Debbie Wasserman-Shultz is in the tank for Hillary, as are a ton of DNC officials both male and female. It’s the same kind of cronyism that almost all male politicians participate in without anyone batting an eyelash. It’s not because Hillary’s a woman, it’s because they either are hoping for a post in her…

Okay. Unless you are of Native American ancestry, your ancestors came here illegally. Without the 14th amendment, you should not be entitled to citizenship. Please leave.

The sad thing is Kathie’s mom will likely never know what was done to her daughter. I think they all know she was murdered by Robert Durst, but they’ll never know where he put her.

Something I just thought of. I heard candidates are allowed to transfer campaign cash from one campaign to another. For instance, Bernie Sanders apparently had several million dollars leftover from his 2012 senate campaign that he used to start up his presidential campaign.

I feel bad for Chafee. He seems like a nice enough guy and he has a lot of experience, but he’s just not what Americans are looking for. He’s kind of bland, he doesn’t get that we all hate the metric system, and there’s just no place for him in this election. I think he and O’Malley and Webb were all hoping to be the…

My favorite was the one where Caylee Anthony was murdered by anti-vaxxers. I love the ones where they take multiple real life cases and smoosh them together into a nonsensical mega case.

And people wonder why domestic violence victims don’t call the cops, even if it means they end up dead. It’s either this kind of treatment or not being believed at all.

Hopefully this will also prevent them from separating any more mothers and children.

Nah, they can’t stop them from fucking, just no more artificial insimenation (which is how they got a lot of their recent calves anyway) and perhaps birth control for some of the ladies. The only nookie they’ll lose out on is the forced hand jobs from their trainers.

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