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I feel like in some ways porn not using condoms is helping perpetuate the idea that they are some awful turn off. Like maybe it would help safe sex if it was even in porn and totally inescapable :P

I'm really getting weary of the Greeksplaining every time there is a post embarrassing to a sorority gal. Even if we assume that every other minute of a sorority member's life is 100% chock full of philanthropy and focused academic excellence (which is silly), the rush process is designed to judge the worthiness of…

18-22 isn't a girl.

They actually do get into a lot of trouble when these posts go viral, and can result in them being put into probation, all the way to being removed from their campus.

Are you sure it wasn't Kappa Kappa Kappa?

That sounds way more fun than any bachelorette party I've ever been to.

The ONLY time it's acceptable to fire a wedding party member are the times it's acceptable to fire them as a friend forever: If they sleep with your fiance, say something racist about another wedding party member, stuff like that. A friend fired a groomsman after he fell into one-sided love with and started stalking…

HA HA! Satan is real! The Age of Suffering has begun!

Good, any story or person that romanticizes slavery and southern bigotry can get fucking bent. That's means you Blake Lively and anyone/everyone who has ever had a wedding/event at a plantation.

The problem is white women, who objectively have it pretty good, often drown out women of color and transgender women, who objectively have it way fucking worse.

Why is the bitch still getting interviewed?

I think stuff like fine china are sort of cultural remnants. My parents certainly didn't need them but it was still in vogue to give them as a wedding gift. I laughed when my mom asked if I was registering for china! I registered for some nice, generic white plates and cups and bowls at Crate and Barrel, they will…

National Domestic Violence Hotline

If Chaz doesn't have the decency to tell THE TRUTH about his floor-shitting incident by midnight tonight, I will have no choice but to publish personal information about him so we can all get to the bottom of this.

Well he's doing a damn fine job of playing up his own victimization at the hands of the meanie, weenie liberal elites.

You may not accuse me of racism, sexism, blah blah-ish without asking me for my point of view first. I may or may not choose to give it to you.

You may not accuse me of racism, sexism, blah blah-ish without asking me for my point of view first.

My wife made an Easter Bunny cake once using some fancy mold. Bunny' small cute with white frosting and coconut fur but when you cut it open she had used red cake mix. This is afflicting but what the hell, we ate it anyway.

I am so tired of this. Yes, we have a monarchy. Guess what? Most of the countries in the world that have the highest levels of wealth and satisfaction are constitutional monarchies. Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Japan, etc. We have a head of state who does all of the ribbon-cutting and ceremonial crap and a head of…