I hate new years eve because I’m just going to spend it alone. I don’t think I’ve been invited to a party of any kind in years and my friends are all gone. I live in deep red MAGA country and largely lost contact with everyone because I’m not down with it. Been alone since. Seems a fitting way to end 2017.

Don’t forget, a patio to drink coffee and read the newspaper on before work.

People will do all the mental gymnastics in the world for a pretty white girl

That’s why this lawsuit is like karma as far as Swift is concerned. All she does is trademark phrases.

From Rolling Stone:

Oklahoma City metro is experiencing a rash of white teenage girl rappers right now so I was already for this mental violation. One of them even uses the word Barbie in her name too.

I’m a ~horribly~ petty person and I can admit it, but I’d take away the privilege of these douche bags to witness the birth of their children. If I’m putting in the work and self sacrifice of carrying your spawn and your slumming it with some homewrecker I’ll take away the most important moment of your life. And if I…

Next article will be:

I know!! This is the only site I go to for EVERYTHING. I heard there are other larger news entities out there that could keep me up to date on the horrors of the world, but I’m lost on where to find them.

I must have missed the part that said they were undocumented.

wHATEVER yOU sAY

No. I feel sorry for the fuck who decides to test my ‘will to live’. Oddly enough without procreating I’ve managed to have self worth, agency, and a strong desire to live.

This is good to know. I had to stop my occasional smoking because it was giving me panic attacks with depersonalization the next day so I’ve been wondering if I just needed something different. I live in a state where it’s treated worse than armed robbery so who knows what strains they’ve been or how high the THC was.

I hate PETA. Fuck PETA.

She’s 5'10".... does she have bones still? Not all women are 5'4"

That’s how I felt too. The victims might even just be family of those who friggin commited suicide after the hacking.

I’ve seen them live a handful of times the last 10 years and went on ‘The Walk’ with them, been a foot away from each yada yada... (14 year old me would NOT believe it) but it’s hard to explain how insanely handsome Isaac is and how ridiculously BEAUTIFUL Taylor is in real life. I’m glad my 1997 fantasy to marry…

This sounds the the internal conversation I have with myself at Target....

She looks like a derpy derp Piper Chapman

I agree that he should be forced to drink the water as punishment. But they’d never do that because that would be considered cruel and unusual punishment. If that doesn’t drive home how fucked up it is that people are forced to live on this water,  I don’t know what will.