Likely scenario: when the Falcons scored, ol shitdick here likely pursed his lips in disapproval so hard that he temporarily cut bloodflow to his brain and lost some short-term memory function.

What can we say about that XJ that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan?

After 11 years of kicking ass, two cancer surgeries, and one pair of seriously gimpy hips, Goose was having trouble jumping into my old Trailblazer, so I gave it to my nephew and brought this jewel home. Her name is Judy the SuperDuty and she hauls him wherever he wants to go, and is also a great weekend…

It Happens

This is not the kinja we need, but it is the kinja we deserve.

CP, if only because I can’t give money to someone who parks like this:

You forgot to mention that, if the oil in the forks is more than a few years old, it’s going to smell like refried ass, fear, and regret - make sure you’re in a well-ventilated area. With fans.

There’s no shortage of assholes in a race paddock, but Nicky is almost universally loved and respected by everyone in all the racing orgs for which he’s raced.

Ugh, that’s some bad fat, Harry.

Look, we’re going to war in North Korea, and North Korea is going to pay for it. Don’t worry; it’s going to be tremendous.

Also, the figure left of the center (Phasma) has their elbow bent in that I’m-a-stormtrooper-and-I’m-carrying-a-rifle posture.

Shouldn’t you include the cost of obtaining the gauge and camshaft tools?

I hated losing Garrus and Wrex, but -more than anything- else, I found myself seriously mourning the loss of Legion in ME3. In what could have been a cheesedick “VR/TRON/The-files-are-IN-the-computer?!” episode, the mission (ahem) humanized the geth to the point that having to kill Legion felt like that scene in the…

The engine note from the interior shots sounds like a big Ducati twin. Pure sex.

I’m so, so very proud to be a season ticket holder right now. Eeeesh.

It’s because we’re both learned doctors in this population of Philistines with no culture.

Do you think that Point Break allusion was on purpose?

Steph Curry may kick puppies and slap babies in private, but he consistently comes off an eminently likable dude.

This dude gets it.

That interior building shot is from a hotel in Atlanta.