a) Went way overboard on wedding costs and months down the road were trying to undo the damage by refusing to pay for anything they could manage to

Fuck these people.

And this is why, as a graphic designer, I absolutely refuse to design anything wedding related. Getting married seems to bring out the absolute worst in people.

“We are hoping that our story makes the news and completely ruins her business,” Neely Moldovan wrote to someone the same day, according to court records.

The couple seem like the sort of people who:

I like the way you are thinking. In other words, no one will give a f*ck what happens to it. Oops!!

Not unless he’s dragged out in handcuffs first.

I cannot stress this enough to Trump, he does not have to stay at the White House at all or ever darken Washington DC with his presence again. It’s simple, “I resign the presidency effective immediately,” sign and date it.

Look these are the rules: Unless you happen to be Bette Davis or Elizabeth Taylor, you never get to say that line about any place, any time, anywhere: You, Trump, are no Bette Davis or Elizabeth Taylor (or Jack Kennedy, or Lloyd Bentsen, or for that matter, even Dan Quayle.)

White people are allowed to be “good kids” no matter how old and no matter how criminal.

Exactly, but especially, the Bernie Bros who abstained from voting.

Lets see some White Allies people!

I live in Australia. I’ll kill whatever the fuck I want before it kills me.

I don’t know how to I their venom is compared too say, a water moccasin or a Timber rattler, but Copperheads are nasty motherfuckers that will just as soon bite you as look at you. Because of this they are VERY dangerous.

I’m generally a pacifist but I grew up in copperhead country and Mrs. Newby has exactly the right idea for a mess of snakes under your house. Because when it starts to get cool outside wanna guess where they are going? Into your house. And that’s a whole lotta hell no.

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…

First, Fuck Chelsea Handler and her inability to actually put effort into the way she speaks.

Dump her.

I’m working on getting my girlfriend to accept muumuus as an addition to my wardrobe. She’s less than thrilled.

This grown-ass lady made herself a goddamn unicorn dress. And wore it to work.