The harpy was totally scary, but I feel they made up for it with the alcoholic skeleton.

Cheryl Wischhover nails the trend’s “infantilizing” tendency for Racked: “Reconciling being a grown-ass lady who pays rent and buys her own condoms while also enjoying wearing holographic lip gloss that looks like unicorn tears can be tricky, but who doesn’t want to be recognized as magical, I guess?”

When I was little I used to love this movie, still do:

My thoughts exactly. Unless he has the 2 door version I don’t see why he’s even thinking about getting rid of it. And even then, I’m sure he could get by.

I couldn’t read this fast enough.

Indeed! And I also operate under the assumtion that if I find someone attractive that has no bearing on whether they find me attractive. I find lots of people attractive. I hope my wife does too. It’s boring to not find people attractive. finding someone attractive doesn’t mean I’m going to try to have sex with them.…

Honestly, that’s what I thought of. It’s like a super extreme measure people who are in sex and love addiction treatment take in order to immediately curb their bad behavior, essentially doing a hard line of cutting out anything that could be tempting. I would say it means he’s cheated on his wife a bunch of times.

Like most of the ideology of these ultra-conservative religious nuts, it says WAY more about them than it does about the rest of the world.

You obviously don’t know how sex works. See, if a man is in close proximity to a woman who is not his wife and he is alone, then some dangerous things start happening. First, the woman’s vagina starts emitting pheromones designed to activate the Devil Center of the man’s brain. The Devil Center picks up on these…

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

Mike Pence does not see women as colleagues or business partners (or god forbid, bosses). I am in finance and have meals alone with dudes all of the time for work reasons. In fact, when I am travelling on business, I make a special point of having dinner alone with my boss because it’s the rare time I get his full,…

Seriously, that’s some insane reasoning by that guy. What’s the appropriate reason? Work, dumbass. Does he not work or have businesses interactions with women that have involved lunch or some other meal? His reasoning seems to be that unless you are going to absolutely fuck a woman, you shouldn’t sit down and eat a…

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I totally agree. Someone has been unfaithful in this relationship.

Here’s my thought on this, sometime ago Pence probably cheated on the wife/mother so now she put this rule in play to keep him close. Now I know he doesn’t seem the type to do such a thing but remember the GOP family first mentality has so many of the members preaching about family only to being the complete opposite…

That photo with Ellen is pretty nauseating. Remember that he doesn’t think she deserves the right to marry...

Quaint is really the word we are looking for here. It’s how Watergate, and even Iran/Contra (where innocent Central Americans actually died) are looking in retrospect. Quaint.

Big difference was Bush never came across as a huge jerk in any capacity.

Guys, Trump has done the impossible and made me nostalgic for Bush. I would gratefully trade him into the office of President in a heartbeat. That is how bad things are. And it pisses me off that Trump is making Bush, who was an AWFUL president, be whitewashed with positive sentiment. But here we are.

War criminal. Fuck him.