Every sentence is stupider than the last. This is art.

that really showed the quality present in the CCL

That argument was given with a straight face around 7 years ago still by some, but these days It’s nothing more than a meme.

I would disagree that the Suarez flick-in was easy. It wasn’t super hard, but it also wasn’t easy.

I’m definitely in the minority here, but I’ve always liked the look of this car. It was unique for the time period and stood out on the road. I think the styling has held up pretty well.

1) Parked outside someone’s house at night
2) Speeding in a school zone
3) Passing out at a fuel pump

The Redskins have drafted 3 quarterbacks since 2002. They also have been missing a 1st round pick for the last two years they also haven’t one in 2003, 2006, 2008. In 2002, they had drafted Patrick Ramsey, Jason Campbell in 2005 and RG3 in 2012. Hopefully RG3 pans out in DC but if not expect them to draft another in…

I love this thread. 

I have been signed out of kinja for a long time, but signed in specifically to make sure I could star this. How the fuck can you write this and expect to be taken seriously!?!

Billy is a soccer guy the same way Stephen A is a sports guy ... the less he actually knows the better, because his ignorance prevents him from being disabused from his next shitty take.

Oh fuck off. Watching Vela in the form he is in now doesn't require any qualifiers. Enjoy soccer.

That feel when you try to act smug and superior and instead self-own. Good to know he is wholly unqualified to talk about the domestic league, instead of just assuming. No wonder he only talks about the Front Office, the second he talks about the product the veil gets lifted.

Ditto

“presumable” because I haven’t watched a minute of MLS this season so I’ve not had the chance to subject his performances to my own visual examination

Here ya go:

“Clearly this dug is skilled enough for the Scottish Premier League, but whether it can hold up to the rigors of the English Premier League or La Liga or even Ligue 1 remains to be seen. The club would probably do well to sell it to a middling Premier League side, or one that gets promoted this season – can you…

At least Billy isn’t driving a steadfast campaign to call the dog’s team the “’Pooch Boys” against the wishes of every reader of this site.

I’d like to think he used the word “pedestrian” in a 200 word run on sentence that also praises Gerard Delofeu for some reason

And as everyone marveled at the dogs ability noted human buzzkill and self proclaimed football expert Billy Haisley jumped in and labeled the canine’s soccer skills “pedestrian”. Soon a wave of boos rained over Billy’s every spoken word 

You seem like a pretty smart guy, David. Why are you doing this?