I’ve never seen my life summed up so perfectly. 

#NeverForget

Holy Shit.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

Fuck you Billy

What is the better part of a Natty Light 12 pack? The cardboard box?

Red velour for me!!!

I like it. Europeans like it. Guess that’s the good thing about opinions, huh?

No clue why anyone buys Minis anymore. Sure- retro cars were cool back in the late 90's. Now it looks just like a car long in the tooth.

Although a Republican, as you can clearly see Lincoln was a lefty.

Right? I mean, she still had to show up and do the work. So what if she was hand picked by executives to create the ultimate brothel?  It’s still an honor!

Yes, think of all the orgasms your mother faked just to get the job done.

best known as the goofy, fun-loving bass player for The Monkees

At this point, The Root is a better parody website than The Onion.

Did you guys know that Trugoy backwards is “Yogurt”? 

Frankly, the real victim here is Alison Chu’s vagina

I think you’re the only person who actually watched the video.

Just throwing this out there, but I think it could use a little more grill.

i wonder if in the worst case he crashes on the road and takes out a bus full of kids in a massive fireball if he will be criminally liable since hes publicly documenting his utter lack of caring about safety. 

Junk it, David.