No, that’s what you think a comedian is. Others may have a different opinion.

And ended life as a whale shark. 

I understand completely.

I don’t know. I removed the coolant overflow in my El Camino and used a stainless water bottle zip tied to the radiator support. It freed up a bunch of room in the engine bay and works just fine.

Honest question posed by an old guy I know: Why should I have to contribute when others simply won’t, but will still be able to reap the benefits?

You can dissect it anyway you want, but the facts remain. Had the ball not hit Laporte in the arm it would not have gotten to Jesus and he would not have scored.

Nope. The ball came off his arm thereby creating an opportunity for Jesus to score. Had it not hit his arm he would not have been able to score.

You clearly haven't read anything by Hamilton Nolan. 

I love how you classify those things you did with a welder as “welds.” Weld would imply that you had penetrated the metal, but what you really did was a lay a nice cool bead on top of the existing rusty metal.

“Also, DeAndre Yedlin played a total of one league game for Tottenham."

This car is so much better looking in person than in any photos.  The grill actually works on this car and works well.  It’s a stunning vehicle in person and that green is gorgeous.

Ruins? This in a game where people flail around on the ground at the slightest of touches? Waiting to see if the goal was legal is what kills the viewing enjoyment?

Except that after a goal is scored, play is stopped.  Celebrations after a goal sometimes last much longer than 33 seconds, so I’m not sure I but into the “slowing down the game” argument.  Personally, I don’t mind waiting for a correct call.

You’re joking, right? Is this another article bemoaning the fact that the correct call was made after review? After a goal, play is stopped. The fact that everyone had to wait 33 seconds after the goal to validate or invalidate is not a reason to dislike the system. You need to move on (hopefully to something other…

Couple key differences in the shootings... like this recent one in Dayton was a lone wacko and not the National Guard doing the shooting.

Have you ever considered doing anything right? It’s frustrating as shit to watch you half ass everything while under some artificial time crunch. Set a realistic time frame, save money for the correct parts and then fix the vehicle. Welding bolts into exhaust holes and ordering the cheapest whatever to bolt up with…

Pretty cool move telling that married lady you have a big dick.

That’s a real dumb argument. Is the Mercedes S450 twice as good as a Camry?

You’re the big fella who compared his mini van to what is considered to be one of the better vehicles produced. Don’t get your panties all wadded up when someone reminds you that your Ford Flex makes for a nice people mover to and from your knitting circle, but isn’t in the same league as the Land Cruiser.

The Ford Flex, which shares its platform with the Ford Taurus and Volvo S80 has nothing in common with a Land Cruiser other than the number of wheels and doors. Your comment is absurd.