I can respect that.  

I got your porn right here:

36 paragraphs confirming, yet again, that you should be anything but a sports writer.

This made me very happy. Thanks. 

Jesus.

Wait.  You can stream football on Amazon Prime?

True.

It’s a salvage titled 30 year old tractor with a severe seat lean and a bloated price tag. It was a terrible purchase.

The center stack has three main elements all of which have edges that are at different angles. It all looks very lay and parts bin. I liked it when car designers tried to make it look like all the parts were designed for the particular car in which they were used.

I have three cars and one cat. The car with the cat has an aftermarket tune and exhaust and the second O2 sensor is turned off. 

I had no idea.  Have fun out there!

Thanks for that info!  I drive a 315hp Volvo C30, guess I’m in the club?

The article is talking about the Fastback which is the uglified version of the hatch.  And 270 hp is hot hatch territory? I am genuinely curious.

I am genuinely confused about what makes this particular bland car interesting or cool.  It certainly can’t be the way it looks.  

Quality costs.

$7,000?  American?  Nah.

Isn't the V90 bigger. And better? 

You can get a 2018 Volvo V60 for just about that much money.  Or find a leftover 2017 for easily under 30k.   You won’t have a manual, but you also won’t have to drive fucking Volkswagen, so it’s a huge win.

I get it.