It really truly was, and we all could've seen it coming if only someone had listened to me and my sandwich board that says "THE CUBS ARE EVIL."

I get BOTH of these jokes!

Hey, at least Walker stuck it to those dastardly teachers unions!

*twirls gun around finger*

The Stack Soap jingle is one of the funniest god damn things of all time, and the multiple weeks they spent hyping it up make it so much better.

They're now offering the He Will Not Divide Us camera with mesquite grilled onions, mango-lime salsa, and jalapeño relish.

And he was freely offering the fact that he voted for Trump to anyone who walked by. He really wanted to talk to people about how much he hates political correctness.

Of course I watched it, and I remember that sequence very clearly. It was…majestic.

Is there a lot of karate in Fargo? If not, then it didn't merit a mention.

Oh my god, you're right.

Pretty much. It was either that or Gundam.

At the very least, I should've referenced the Bronze Fonz, my favorite MKE hotspot.

*gasp*

"Peace through tyranny." -Donald Trump

I came down pretty hard on Vines up there, but that one is legitimately hilarious.

Damn, I should've done 3 links and made the third one Scott Walker! That would've been a good bit.

SOMEONE has to stay sober enough to make sure celebrities know who owns the rights to which superheroes!

I would sacrifice a good chunk of the originals just to get King Of The Hill back.

Oh, is that what those meetings were about?

Yeah…I definitely don't watch these movies.