For that to happen, someone involved would have to be aware of the 86 movie's existence. Considering they got Leonard Nimoy to do one of these and never threw in a reference to him being Galvatron, I assume nobody gives a damn.

I thought your word choice was a little fishy.

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Learning what this stuff is all about was a real "discovering that Santa isn't real" moment for me. It's like finding a definitive answer to why the chicken crossed the road.

I won't complain if you get the Star Wars and Marvel people on the phone and have them drop a bunch of announcements today.

It would've totally made sense and I would've been totally cool with Kiefer if the real Big Boss at the end had been voiced by Hayter. That would've been easy and great, but talking about things that should've/could've happened in the development of MGSV is a waste of time because Konami is THE WORST.

This is super weird, but I think that's what it was!

Huh…I was absolutely certain they had done a sequel. Am I thinking of some other thing? Either way, I changed the story.

This may actually be the first time I have failed to do that, and I am *VERY* disappointed in myself.

I looked it up! I actually didn't know there was a difference until today.

Or on Silicon Valley as Gilfoyle's cool girlfriend!

I did this for all of the people who got mad when I didn't photoshop a football into Adele's hand that one time.

Here we go. Maybe I'll write that up ahead of time just in case?

Unfortunately, I don't think that has enough of a pop culture angle. Maybe if he gets swallowed by the earth while tweeting about SNL?

I had no control over the content of the tweet…I just randomly chose one from the many users on Twitter!

Ah yes, of course. I know him as Christopher Christopher Christopher Christopher, though.

We sure live in magical times, huh?

OLIVAH

I dedicated an entire recurring feature to him!

I've got a handful of alternate versions on my desktop. I thought the big wall of text was a lot more overtly stupid, which made it funnier.