But she said she wasn't singing at the Super Bowl…so it wouldn't have made sense for her to have a football!

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They cast Jake a while ago. It's some kid (appropriately enough).

The only one who doesn't like that stuff is Jack Flag.
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The scene where Batman realizes that Superman's mother is also named Martha is so uniquely bizarre that I think everyone should be required to watch the movie just for that.

Hence Judgement Day being inevitable.

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I'm excited to see the part where he just makes a female Tom Hanks to try and make Death jealous.

Oh my god, is he literally Satan? If so I have to see this.

But they're making one! http://www.avclub.com/artic…

It's like a (worse) version of The Dark Knight Returns, but in an even more nonsensical world. It's bad, and I imagine people like it because it's BRUTAL and EXTREME.

Hey, I made a "swing into theaters" joke in a Spider-Man story once. I know all about saying things in a cool way.

It's open to interpretation I guess, but I figured finding a Bob made more sense than finding a Frank. There's Lilly Frank up there if you feel differently, though. I think she was the only Frank.

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I think My Date With The President's Daughter wasn't technically part of this series, even though it's way better than all of them. Especially because of its theme song:

It would if you hadn't called it out! People would've assumed it's a cool thing that cool people say.

Yeah, it's a pretty subtle gag.

I believe the story was also told in a recent This American Life, for folks who don't like reading.

I'm gonna get that lobster harmonica one of these days!