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Alright, guys. Get your puns in now, the croc is ticking.

"Despite the fact that they haven’t won a pennant since 1945"

Get on the bus!

I'm pretty sure oil is oil, Dr. Science.

Did I?
Huh…

I actually had the same thought when I was putting them together. Very weird.

That's what I'm here for!

I'm feeding somebody's kids, certainly.

It was either come up with another nobody with a funny name (Arm-Fall-Off Boy or whatever?) or take the easy joke. I stand by my decision.

Hey, it's their scale, not mine. I'm just reporting the facts.

That's cool with me. Who do I talk to about this?

The Protomen are THE BEST.

They say they're working on one but they've been saying that for years. They finally released those leaked demos, though! Those were super good!

I couldn't find one that was big enough.

I actually feel like this came up the last time I called it a scarf. Either way, I stand by calling it a scarf.

It's just a man who recently ate a lot of ketchup taking a nap with his dog. Nothing spoilery about that.

Both, but mainly the alliteration. Deathstroke is my favorite DC villain!

*Flexes muscles, does a cool pose.*

Decepti-creep.

David Hayter's gonna play the president he replaces.