I don't think he represents Kojima as a whole (especially given his eventual suicide), I think it's specifically just when he's with the Diamond Dogs and wearing Kojima's glasses.

Thanks!

Ah, yes. In my defense, they've made too many dumb sequels with dumb names.

I'm not trapped in here with you guys. YOU GUYS ARE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME.

Well, if Robbie Amell is there then we know either he'll get murdered or the show will get canceled. Either way, he's not making it past one season.

I love/tolerate you guys as well!

Neck beard?! It's not like I have time to shave everyday! Sometimes I've gotta pose for photos in burger restaurants.

Yeah! It can be about a…guy who writes for The AV Club and can't think of a response to a commenter…so the empty soda can and Nintendo toys on his desk come to life and help him!

No Bond movie has ever used its theme as well as Snake Eater did with that ladder, though. It's not even a fair fight because of that.

Ah, damn it. I just got tricked into joining the army.

Hey, I'm here every Sunday! At least I think I am…

Hey now, White Sox fans might run onto the field and start punching people but…uhh, carry on.

I can swear to you that I will never not make easy jokes like that. It is my duty as a Newswire writer.

Chicago DID win a World Series after Bartman…it just wasn't those bums on the north side.

*Starts screaming.*

Perhaps you're thinking of American Crime, which is somehow a totally different show?

People knowing that I did something nice is more important than doing something nice. This is the internet, after all.

I still think the third one is pretty good, but as I've said many times, I own all of them on Blu-ray. Don't trust my opinion.

Clearly it's been a long time since I played an Angry Birds that wasn't Transformers-branded.

Hmm. But what KIND of miniseries?